Hey there doll face. You’re freaking me out. This Doll Head Pillow is just a big old head. Of a doll. It looks surprised. It should. I would look that way too if someone was watching HBO and eating pizza, then farted on me while lifting a cheek. Just sayin’. There ain’t nothing creepier than dolls. Except big old doll heads on your couch.
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Skull Chair With Crazy Crystal Eyes That Glow
This is the Skull Chair With Crazy Crystal Eyes that I’ve been waiting for so I can be a villain who tries to take over the world. Petting a cat is mandatory when sitting in this chair. As is a shark tank. And I don’t mean that stupid show where people invent stuff. I’m talking great whites. I am the man in charge now biatches!
I’ll sit with my back to the door so the skull eyes can hypnotize my enemies when they enter my lair.
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Molten Lava Gargoyle Decoration
This Molten Lava Gargoyle is hot hot hot. It’s gonna be a hot time in the old town tonight. It’s lava-ly isn’t it? Fun fact: I accidentally typed isn tit at first. Made me giggle. This gargoyle is going to look amazing in your home,on your roof, or wherever. You can put him on your roof, no roofies required. That’s how I usually get mine up there, and it’s wrong. I’m sorry. Now I just ask nicely.
Dia De Los Muertos Sugar Skull Necklaces
It’s the day of the dead. Dia De Los Muertos biatches. These Sugar Skull Necklaces are sugary and sweet. Also creepy and cool. They make me so hungry cuz they look like awesome candy colors. These are ceramic though so if they were in front of me there goes every tooth in my mouth, falling everywhere. More like Day of the dentist.
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Classic Horror Movie Actors Mugs
Look at these guys mugging it up for the camera. These Classic Horror Movie Actors mugs are pretty cool. You can choose from Lon chaney Phantom, Lon Chaney London after midnight, Vincent Price, Christopher Lee, Bella Lugosi and Peter Cushing. You can have coffee with a different horror movie actor everyday. Have conversations with them even.