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Devil Child “Heartbreaker” Wearable Art

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Devil Child Heartbraker Wearable Art
This is a piece of wearable art that basically has you toting Satan around on your neck as he munches on somebody’s heart. You two can sing duets together.

Don’t go breaking my heart.
I couldn’t if I tried…

or

Give to me your leather.
Take from me, my face…

I’m not sure if they spelled “Heartbraker” wrong on purpose or not, but I am sure that if you walk around, outside of your home with this thing, you are gonna get a one way ticket to loon-town. The crazy house. Pharma mountain. Prozac Palace. The Quacker factory. The nut house. The Cuckoo’s nest. The coma condo.

But if you do wear this thing, take a road trip down south and blast “The Devil went down to Georgia” the whole way. You two will have a ball. Think of it as one last hurrah before the men in white coats arrive.

Walking Dead Lantern

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Walking Dead Lantern
This Walking Dead Lantern will cast all kinds of cool and creepy shadows on your wall. Pretty cool. If I used a lantern. Which I don’t. What am I, Paul Revere up in here?

I mean, I guess I could go back to using a lantern instead of, you know, electricity. Alright, you talked me into it. I’m also gonna need an old timey hat and a powdered wig. And a bell that I can ring in case zombies attack me. I’ll just wake the whole neighborhood while I’m getting my throat torn out by a hungry zombie. Yeah, that’ll work out great. For people who sell bells and lanterns!
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Hellraiser Lament Configuration Fuzzy Dice Plush

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Hellraiser Lament Configuration Fuzzy Dice Plush
Check this out. These Hellraiser Lament Configuration Fuzzy Dice Plush are going to look awesome in that Hellraiser themed car I’m building. It’s a pretty simple build. I’m just putting huge pins all over it so it looks like a huge porcupine.

Update: I just finished, but I impaled myself while opening the door.

2nd Update: Had to take it to the mechanic. Then had to hide the evidence when I found all 3 mechanics impaled on the thing. One on the roof, one on the bumper and one on the trunk wearing a ball gag. Whatever that’s about. This may have been a bad idea. Time to report it stolen, wipe my prints and act not weird.

Kraken Bottle Candle Holders

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Kraken Bottle Candle Holders
Vile Kraken! Unhand my bottle! I mean un-tentacle that bottle ye spirit drinking serpent! Whatever. Just have it. Probably full of Kraken backwash by now anyway.

Krakens can’t keep their tentacles off of these Kraken Bottle Candle Holders. Obviously. I tried slapping that tentacle away and all I got was sucker punched. Get it? Cuz their tentacles are full of suckers? You know what else is full of suckers? A lollipop store! Zing! All day suckers! Double zing! Think about that next time you go into a candy store.
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Creature From The Black Lagoon Gelatin Mold

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Creature From The Black Lagoon Gelatin Mold
There’s always room for Jello. Especially when it’s shaped like the Creature from the Black Lagoon’s head. Depending on what flavor you make, you can eat the Creature from the Lime Lagoon, the cherry lagoon, or the strawberry lagoon. That’s a lot of lagoon options for dessert. Fill up your mold, put it in the fridge and then take it out and giggle as you jiggle it over and over again. I plan on buying two of these so I can put them side by side and watch them jiggle, cuz I’m immature like that. You know, cause then it would be the creature from the boob lagoon.