What do the elves get up to after a long day in Santa’s sweatshop? This. Whatever this is. This elf couple loves each other very very much, so based on what I was taught at a young age… They’re gonna do the Elf hokey Pokey and turn themselves around. Cause that’s what it’s all about. And I’m pretty sure it involves a pound of glittery lube and a vibrating candy cane. But that’s just a guess. Does this video of elf tenderness from Pusch Art make you feel weird too? No? Just me. K.
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Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees Mask with Knife Ceramic 3D Mug
We can imagine gifting this Jason Voorhees Mug to someone who you really don’t like all that much. With a knife in hand and blood dripping all over, the idea of it being given as a Valentine’s Day Gift is just…disturbing. Afterall, the line “until death do us part” is not meant to be a threat. This Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees Mask with Knife Ceramic 3D Mug is perfect to take with you to Camp Crystal Lake. Don’t cut yourself on that handle.
Edgar Allan Poe Deluxe Notecard Set
We think this Edgar Allen Poe Deluxe Notecard Set is absolutely awesome. Your days of handwriting a letter can now be Nevermore. The set comes with a Keepsake Box that has a magnetic closure, to hide away all of your deepest darkest thoughts. It also includes a 192 page, ruled pocket journal with Poe’s name embossed in foil on the front.
While some of Poe’s works can be considered creepy, this set has more of the romantic side of the man in mind. Perfect for your bloody Valentine. Also included in the kit are four cards with the following designs: Nevermore, You Fancy Me Mad, We Loved Him with a Love That Was More Than Love, and All That We See or Seem is But a Dream Within a Dream.
Equally disturbing and sweet, you can write to your hearts content or just once, upon a midnight dreary.
Baby Sam Trick R Treat Horror Doll
So this is the Baby Sam Trick R Treat Horror Doll. I never watched the movie so I have no idea what’s up with this guy. (Was passed out with a bottle of booze in one hand while spooning a giant Hershey bar. Woke up in a chocolate/urine puddle and invented a new flavor.) Does he steal candy and kill people? I have no idea. If he stole candy, how would he even eat with his stitched up face? Dude basically has to shove it against his face, again and again, to mush it up real good so it goes through the burlap sack material, but I see no evidence of this on his un-smeared face. I really gotta watch this. Is he a midget scarecrow? Oh, that was not PC. I meant to say, is he a midget straw-person? Anyway, I’m out. I’m gonna go do today’s “pass out and wake up wet” challenge. Right after this drink.
Creepy Baby Head Candles
Holy f**k! These Creepy Baby Head Candles are some serious nightmare fuel. Oh hello, baby Hannibal Lector. Glad ya got that faceguard in so you don’t eat my flesh. Basically, you creep me the hell out so excuse me while I light your wick and watch your baby face melt. There’s also a version where the baby’s brain is exposed. I’m burning all of these down so they can’t hurt anyone ever again. It reminds me of general custer, but his head is much bigger and in a box.