What do the elves get up to after a long day in Santa’s sweatshop? This. Whatever this is. This elf couple loves each other very very much, so based on what I was taught at a young age… They’re gonna do the Elf hokey Pokey and turn themselves around. Cause that’s what it’s all about. And I’m pretty sure it involves a pound of glittery lube and a vibrating candy cane. But that’s just a guess. Does this video of elf tenderness from Pusch Art make you feel weird too? No? Just me. K.
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Krampus And Dark Elves Christmas Ornament Set
Celebrate your horror-days, I mean holidays right with this Krampus And Dark Elves Christmas Ornament Set.
Sing with me:
Silent night
Terror night
All is dark
All is fright…
These guys are like a badass band that you invited to Christmas and they started drinking and smashing stuff and before you know it, you are held hostage, tied up under the tree with wrapping paper. When will it end? Please God, when can I wake up?
Well Preserved Thieving Elf Hand With Coin
How about a lil bit o’ the elf what thieved ya? What doya say Govner?
In the mid 19th century, many Northern European homes had issues with elves, the epidemic was not dissimilar to the infestation of rats or mice that many homes endure today. In the autumn if 1877, an impoverish farmer noticed his small savings of coins were rapidly dwindling despite the fact that he’d spent none of it. Fed up, he set a trap, days later he caught a small elf. As punishment for stealing his coins the old farmer lobbed off the creatures hand, still holding the man’s stolen coin. Countless attempts have been made to remove the coin but it remains today, still clutched in the grasp of the creature severed limb.
So I says to him…I don’t right know if at was the elf what thieved me…but he ad a hand init!
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