This Shark Bite Choker looks pretty badass, but all I can think about is some woman kissing a guy while the shark bites a hole in his neck. Now that’s an authentic choker. It not only chokes, but it also takes a mini shark-sized hole out of you. No thanks. If you wanna kiss me, you best remove jaws there.
Tag: odd
Quench The Thirst Of Your Inner Witch – Cauldron Mugs
Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble, this elixir will remove beard stubble. *Drinks up* POOF! My beard is gone. It worked! I can’t wait to bottle this and make a billion- What the?!? Why do I have a pubic afro that looks like Jimi Hendrix circa 1969. Oh well, some lucky lady is attending Woodstock tonight. This is not I planned it. At all. It might be best to just drink regi=ular drinks from these cool Cauldron Mugs.
Update: My undercover brother keeps growing and can’t be trimmed. Had to switch to cargo pants and now a hoop skirt.
Taxidermy Rat Toothbrush Holder / Plague Holder
The Taxidermy Rat Toothbrush Holder is my new favorite accessory. Keeping your teeth clean is important, so yeah, it makes total sense to store your toothbrushes in a nasty filthy disease carrier’s corpse. Why the hell not, since you already have the brushes touching each other’s bristles. That’s nasty! Maybe we should have the toothpaste coming out of its plague-carrying mouth too.
Cute – Charming Cryptids Vinyl Stickers
Awwww. Look at the cute little cryptids. Aren’t they adorable? These Charming Cryptids Vinyl Stickers come in Mothman, Jersey Devil, and Mongolian Death Worm varieties. Where do you stick them? I’ll tell ya where you can stick ’em. You can stick right in your… car. Or on your laptop. Wherever you want.
Colorful Skull Planters – Up Your Skull Game
Put these Colorful Skull Planters in your house or in your garden and up your skull game. You can never have too many skulls. We’re born with one and we accumulate all of the rest. That’s just how we roll. People who love skulls I mean.