This monster sculpture is called “Larry Chain Smokin Outside Of Dunkin“. It doesn’t say who Larry is or if he kicked the habit since then. We don’t even know if any cops showed up to apprehend him cuz he’s a monster smoking in front of a Dunkin Donuts. But we assume that happened cuz A: He’s a monster and B: Cops love donuts. Makes sense. How does he even smoke with that mouth? Ew!
Tag: odd
This Skull Wall Art Set Is A Trio Of Terror
Are these skulls melting into the wall or coming out of it and into our world from another dimension? I have no idea, but I want them on my wall just because they are awesome. I’m gonna display them year round, not just on Halloween. Seriously, I need this skull wall art in every room.
X-Files Evidence Bag Lunch Tote – I Want To Believe
Investigating paranormal stuff every day is hard work. Better pack a lunch. Use this X-Files Evidence Bag Lunch Tote. It looks just like an evidence bag that Mulder or Scully would use to keep their evidence in. Oh looky here, what do I have for lunch today? Let me just open the bag. Is it a poop sample from a mutant moth man? A petri dish full of black slime? It’s always a crapshoot with this bag. Sometimes actual monster crap.
Chicken Harness Is A Thing That Exists
WTF!? A Chicken harness is a thing. How many people do you see taking their chickens for a walk? Just make sure you don’t put it on too tight or people will accuse you of choking your chicken. The ad says it’s good for chicken weighing, cuz we all know it’s important that your chicken doesn’t pork out. I’m getting this thing and a chicken just so I can be that guy who walks a chicken around town.
Naughtypus Middle Finger Octopus Desk Accessory
The Naughtypus isn’t waving at you with all eight hands. Nope. He’s flipping you off. Giving you the bird. This Middle Finger Octopus Desk Accessory gives zero f@@ks. He’s basicallt the best desk accessory ever. Use it for your jewelry, your office supplies, whatever. He’ll always be there to flip you off. He’s creepbay approved.
You can try to play rock, paper scissors with him, but it’s just gonna turn into a game of “Hey, f**k you buddy”.