FrivolousForest makes these Terrifying Poseable Needle Felted Plant Monsters, along with some other equally horrifying monster miniatures. I think I saw some of these roaming around in the woods last week, but that may have been that nyquil on the rocks I took to ward off my oncoming cold. Don’t judge, I get a lot of cold symptoms and I need my medicine. Besides you know what they say. Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. Especially when mixed with Nyquil. I feel healthy as a horse. A horse who never remembers much and constantly wakes up in the forest with little creatures around me.
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Scary Zodiac Pillow Covers
Like OMG these Scary Zodiac Pillow Covers are so on fleek. Mercury is def in retrograde guys cuz they didn’t even get my name right at Starbucks. Plus Jupiter is ascending in the fourth house and like, OMG where’d you get those boots. Those boots go with that blouse like Aries and Aquarius. I’m so gel. I’m totally buying those so we can be twinsies! We are so gemini. Anyway, what was I saying? Oh look, something shiny and funny sound from phone! AKA “sleepytime while my thumbs move”.
Strange Creature Found in Brazil
I’ll be honest, I have no idea what the hell is going on here, but it looks like some natives in Brazil have found a strange creature. A mutated version of the Trix rabbit. It’s like the Trix rabbit had sex with a human and this is their deformed love child. Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids! But mutations are for everyone. Yeah!
I love how the camera jumps around at the end so you can’t see anything. If you can get to Brazil, buy a camera, and you know how to hold a camera, I think you can hold the camera steady when filming. You just know this guys home videos all look like Battlestar Galactica filmed with the steady hands of Michael J. Fox.
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The Mighty Kraken Toilet Paper Holder
Wipe your Kraken with some help from this Kraken Toilet Paper Holder. I’m not saying he’s gonna use each of his eight tentacles to get your butt as clean as it’s ever been, though that would be refreshing, but I am saying that he’s gonna always be there to offer you some fresh TP when you need it most.And if he ever fails you, it’s your fault cuz you forgot to replace the toilet paper.
Tovolo Zombies Popsicle Molds
Make the walking dead the freezing dead with these Tovolo Zombies Popsicle Molds. Look, zombies want to eat you, so I say we eat them first. Stick a zombie in your mouth and suck! Heh. That’s my new insult. If someone says something I don’t like, I’m yelling, “Stick a zombie in your mouth and suck!” I’m hoping it really takes off and becomes something New Yorkers yell at each other every day.
Seriously though, these Popsicle molds are awesome. I’m gonna go make some delicious zombie treats now. Don’t let the door hit you… You shut up! You shut it right now! Stick a zombie in your mouth and suck!