Ohhh look at this beauty. This Mermaid Skeleton Blanket looks all kinds of cool and all kinds of creepy. The Little Mermaid? More like The Brittle Mermaid. Am I right? How you gonna swim around with your bones all exposed, girl? I mean I walk around with my bone exposed all the time, hence several restraining orders, but that’s beside the point. You’re not even skin and bones. Just bones and nothing but the bones. It is the perfect blanket for that dark unda da sea feel. It’s got skeleton fish, some neat tentacle action in the mix, and of course, our bony siren of the sea looking all goth and dark. I like this Mermaid Skeleton blanket just as much as I like the octopus and mermaid shower curtain. Don’t make me choose a favorite. I can’t. They’re both beautiful ladies of the sea. I would date them both, but it’s not like you can take old miss bony here out to dinner. Plus, all of those bones would just be jabbing you in bed. But I still find her to be a very sexy siren. She’s just plain cool. Tenta-cool if ya know what I mean. And I think you do.
