I need a shot like I need some liquid in my colorful skull. In other words, keep ’em coming bartender. I want to drink until I’ve covered the entire skull rainbow. These Colorful Skull Shot Glasses are awesome.Line ’em up and knock ’em back. Perfect for your next paranormal party. You might also like these scary movie shot glasses
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Gothic and Monster Christmas Stockings
Yeah, it’s July. So what? It’s never too early to start thinking about a creepy Christmas. WorkingClassPunx sells all kinds of cool Gothic Christmas Stockings. Some have Gothic designs like skulls, others are Monster Christmas Stockings like Frankenstein and Dracula. Stick these on your mantle and give Santa a little fright this season. You better not give me coal again Santa. Or I will burn the Christmas tree down. Again! Using that coal.
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Mom Spots Ghost Baby Climbing Into Son’s Bed
A mom claims that she spotted a ghost baby climbing into the bed of her 18-month-old son and lying next to him on a baby monitor.
First of all, let me just say that it was late, I was stumbling home and got the wrong house. I thought I was laying down next to my teddy bear. I did think that it was odd that Teddy smelled like s**t and piss, but since I always smell that way, I don’t judge. Also odd that I now had a crib, but whatevs. Stuff happens. Sorry about all the puke. Also, I was glowing cuz I ordered the “full fukushima” at the local bar. The good news is, the more you pee, the more that glow goes away. The bad news is it has a half life of 5 days.
But the 39-year-old mum-of-four said when they checked the monitor they were horrified to spot a ‘ghost baby’ sleeping next to their tiny son. Laura said she also saw the chilling figure appear to wave at things in Sebastian’s room at their home in Plymouth, Devon.
Ghost baby? I mean, I am about Danny Devito height, but ghost baby? Really? Of course I was waving. I was trying to wave the stink away cuz Teddy Ruxpin was crapping himself and I was puking myself. Also pissing radiation like Chernobyl. It smelled like rotten Taiwanese garbage stuffed inside of roadkill. Sorry for the all the confusion. I just stumbled home after a few minutes.
PS. What do you feed that kid? Stop.
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Edward Scissorhands Scissorhands Prop Replica
Fans of Tim Burton’s early work (aka putting scissors on Johnny Depp’s hands) will love the Edward Scissorhands Scissorhands Prop Replica. Those hands have scissors! Those are scissor hands! You always know how a game of rock, paper, scissors is going to end with Edward. He only has one play. Poor guy.
This 1:1 scale replica has been authentically recreated and detailed with incredible accuracy. I plan on using it to cut my hair so I can save money. It will pay for itself sometime in 2046. It measures about 24-inches tall x 18-inches wide and is limited to 500 pieces worldwide.
Sasquatch Metal Bottle Opener – I Want To Believe
Sasquatch, Yeti, Bigfoot, Yowie, Skunk Ape, Turd Burglar… Whatever you call him, the elusive hairy mofo is the stuff of legend. And guess what? Legends get bottle openers in their likeness. Like this Sasquatch Metal Bottle Opener. Just put your cap in Bigfoot’s chest and pop that top. Then report the incident and no one will believe you. Because that’s what Bigfoot does. He makes you look like an A-Hole. Thanks a lot you hairy, smelly freak.