This Ouija Board Table is perfect for any evening when you want to have dinner and a seance. In any order you prefer. Make sure you drink some spirits with your meal. Just don’t drink real spirits. That’s called possession. Which is nine-tenths of the law, but also a horrifying ordeal. So don’t do it. Also make sure you hover the planchette over GOODBYE after every meal, when you get up. It’s just good manners.
Tag: scary
Get Kraken – Kraken Whiskey Tumbler
There be a Kraken in me tumbler. If you think a worm in your tequila is cool, this Kraken Whiskey Tumbler puts a Kraken on in your drink. The kraken is deeply carved into the thick glass bottom giving a perfect 3D effect from above and the sides. Better get Kraken and drink up. Whiskey just tastes better with a sea monster inside. I’m gonna fill my entire bar with these glasses.
Cute Day of the Dead Cat Pin – Dia De Los Meow-Meow
Dia de Los meow-meows! This Cute Day of the Dead Cat Pin is pretty darn adorable. Is it dead or alive? I have no idea, but it is pretty. Look at that cute skeleton. Aww, he’s so cute. Who’s the cutest kitty? Is it you? Is it- OWWWWWWW! He bit me. Now I’m a zombie! Beware cute things!
Do Not Open This – Trapped Ghost in a Can
We’ve shared MythicArticulations work before. He offers some amazing 3D printed skeleton models of all sorts of weird creatures. This is a Ghost in a Can. How he got in the can, I have no idea. I often go to the can and don’t come out for hours. It’s called a lack of roughage. Anyway, don’t expect to see anything if you open this can. It’s a ghost. It’s invisible. Plus, if you open it, you’ll have a ghost roaming around your house.
Colorful and Cute Squid Earrings
I hope these Colorful Squid Earrings don’t squirm into your ears and shoot their ink into your brain. I hope they’re squishy and slimy though. Not that I’ll wear them. They don’t match my complexion. My complexion is a nice shade of acne. Just in case you were wondering. Nah. I’m just playing like I’m some young awkward nerd, but really I’m a handsome and debonaire man. Of course, that could be the squid ink on my brain if I did wear these. How would I remember? Squids are weird.