Chips and dip? Cheese and crackers? M and M’s? Popcorn? Whatever you serve up in this Skull Bowl, it’s taking things to a very macabre level. Eat like the undertakers do. Oh c’mon you know they do freaky stuff like this all of the time. Cuz they play with dead bodies and stuff. Hey, can I get some chips and dip in a cracked skull? Chips and dip in a hip would be more appropriate. Cuz it rhymes. Poor guy whose skull that is. How could he let that happen to him? No brain. That’s how. I guess that makes whatever appetizer you have in it a no-brainer too. Celebrating the Super Bowl? Use a Skull Bowl.
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Morphine Mug
At last I have a mug for my morphine! A Morphine Mug! *Takes a sip* Oh ho, that’s good stuff… *Hears a distant birdsong. Sees pretty colors as my eyes slowly close.* IIIIIIIIIIII have become… Comfortably numb… *wakes up with a jolt* Where was I? Oh yeah, I was in a hollowed out tree in 18th century france, playing strange games with the fuzzy electric bunnies, but that’s not important right now. My point is, this is a pretty cool mug. *Drifts off again.*
Skull and Bones Door Knocker
Knock knock knock. I want to use this Skull and Bones Door Knocker so bad. I can almost feel it in my hand. Where’s my shopping VR program already? I just want to move his jaw and hear the sound. Pretend that he’s talking as I do. Then when the person answers the door, I’ll be all like, “Just go back inside. I’m playing here.” See I know how to pony like bony-maronie. I also know to leave when the police are called cuz some dude won’t stop f**king with your door knocker. But I’m taking it with me and putting it on my door.
Long story short: Not a good idea. Blogging from jail now. The pokey. The Hoosegow. Ye old ship of butt pirates tryin’ to shiv and shiver me timbers. Anyone have bail money? Cuz I really wanna bail now.
Mens Skull Bracelet
This Mens Skull Bracelet will make even the daintiest man-wrist look tough and like a biker dude. Now that your wrist looks tough, the rest is up to you. You can start by putting that calculator away and ditching those hipster glasses for a Harley, Poindexter. Man up dude. Or should I say, Skull up? Nah, it’s cool. *Whispers* I still wear pink and lavender friendship bracelets. They were a gift to myself. Mommy says it’s okay to be tender and delicate and that men can cry. *buzz* A bee! ARGH! Run inside. Get away bee. ACK! *Swats at it weakly with my wrist.* It’s in my dress. Somebody help! *Faints.*
Chocolate Cat Skulls And Other Chocolate Oddities
Check out the creepy chocolatiers over at ConjurersKitchen. They make chocolate cat skulls, (My cat is staring at me like WTF), choco conjoined twins which is like the Twix of the creepy chocolate world, chocolate skulls, choco bird skulls, chocolate hearts and other oddities. This ain’t Willy Wonka’s shop. More like Willy WTF!
I got a golden ticket! I got a golden ticket! Uh… Yeah I’ll just skip the tour thanks.
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