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Skeleton Wedding Couple Dishware – Here Comes The Died

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Skeleton Wedding Couple Dishware
Do you take this skeleton to have and to hold in bony arms until decomposition do you part? You do? Good. You may now kiss the corpse bride. You can celebrate your nuptials with this Skeleton Wedding Couple Dishware and remember the occasion forever. You can get a whole set of plates, plus the seller has all kinds of other skeleton themed dishware. Now you can have skeletons in the cupboard as well as the closet. This is some awesome “bone” china. Pretty sweet.

Here comes the died! Here comes the died! Da da da da da here comes the died!

These Plush Skull Slippers Have No Soles

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Plush Skull Slippers
These kicks have kicked the bucket. These slippers have lost their sole. These Plush Skull Slippers must be what the Grim Reaper wears on his day off, when he’s just reaping around the house. You know, he’s sewn a lot all week and on the weekend he’s gotta reap what he has sewn. I would just stop sewing. Problem solved.

Anyway, these slippers are to die for. I hear that if you want a larger size you have to throw down calcium chews and just let them gobble them up. Cuz calcium builds bigger and stronger bones. Get it? Whatevs.
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Leather Skull Watch Bands

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Leather Skull Watch Bands
Hey what time is it? Time to get a watch! Haha, very funny. No, it’s time to get one of these cool Leather Skull Watch Bands, so your watch can look all badass and gothic. You can choose from different colors and sizes, but all have those awesome skulls. I feel more badass already. Leather makes you look tough and so do skulls, however my current Mickey Mouse watch does NOT look tough. This look may not work for me.

Monkey Skull Bag

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Monkey Skull Bag
I know you’re gonna go ape over this cool Monkey Skull Bag. Monkey see, monkey do, monkey hold all your stuff in it’s head. Quit monkeying around. Carry this one all of the time and call it Kong. Or don’t, I don’t care. That’s between you and your monkey, that’s what I say. Until somebody walks in unannounced, then it’s between you, your monkey and most likely your mom. Embarrassing.

Ceramic Skull Measuring Spoons

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Ceramic Skull Measuring Spoons
Your kitchen just got creepier. Your pantry will be petrified. Your larder will be… Lardier? I guess I messed that one up. Anyway, these Ceramic Skull Measuring Spoons are magnificent and macabre. Why didn’t I think of this? Measuring by skulls.It makes perfect sense. I’ll have two skulls of sugar please. These are perfect for everyday use, but especially great when baking in the fall.

What the hell is a larder anyway? That’s always how I referred to Walmart customers on scooters, but that ain’t right. Oh well. Sometimes you don’t learn something new everyday and that’s okay too. Cuz you can learn it tomorrow and look smart then. That’s planning for the future right there. Future engineering. You might even say it’s a form of time travel.