If you want a cool skull for your creepy Christmas tree, this Toxic Skull Christmas Ornament should do the trick. It’s just dripping and oozing it’s toxic goo all over the place. This guy must have fallen into a vat of chemicals. You know what that means. He’s probably going to become the Toxic Avenger now. It melts on your tree and not in your hand. That makes me really want some M & M’s now.
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Glow-in-the-Dark Skull Flower Pot
I don’t know about you, but I’m always losing my skull planters when it gets dark. You can’t find ’em cuz you can’t see ’em. Then you trip over it and break it in a thousand pieces. Well, this Glow-in-the-Dark Skull Flower Pot will always be visible and very very scary! Seriously, I’m shivering right now. But that may just be because I didn’t pay the heating bill. Not because I’m kicking heroine. Although I do kick heroine. Right to the curb. Say no to drugs peeps. Also say no to drugged peeps cuz that’s a serious danger at Easter parties. Just passing that tip along.
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Scary Demonic Skull And Frame Light Fixture
What the shizz? This is the scariest piece of interior frighting I have seen in a long time. Yeah, this Scary Demonic Skull And Frame Light Fixture is perfect for your den. Just as long as you call a priest in right away to exorcise it. You ever see a grown man scream every time the lights come on? You will if I buy this. Which I won’t because I value my sanity. The gold chains are a nice touch. Makes it look like Mr. T’s ghost is breaking through your wall. I pity the fool who ain’t got good lighting.
Skull Wrist Cuff – Skulls Everywhere
Damn! That dude’s wrist and hand look badass! He’s got a fist full of rings, all the right tats, a snake bone bracelet and a Skull Wrist Cuff. Doing a pose like he just claimed the power of Grayskull. I feel like I got punched, just looking at the picture. I did get punched! Cuz I just spit out 2 teeth! Damn, I don’t want any trouble man. I need a cuff like that so people take me seriously, cuz this My Little Pony bracelet just ain’t working. But it does go with my cutie mark. Just saying.
Look at them skulls, all large and in charge. They go great with a motorcycle too. Which means I would have to upgrade my big wheel and that just ain’t happening. I do wicked drifts on that thing. Meaning I drift off at the wheel after a six pack and just coast, but it’s cool cuz I’m the only one in danger.
Mini Skull Ornament – Merry Cranium Everyone
I need another creepy ornament on my tree like I need a hole in my head, but this Mini Skull Ornament looks pretty sweet. Ornaments like this make Christmas look like the day of the dead. Maybe I’ll put a little Santa hat on him or attach him to a reindeer body. This is sure to get me some extra gifts from Santa. Santa loves a creepy Christmas tree. Little known fact.