Look daddy. Teacher says every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings! Oh yeah? Well every time I light one of these Memento Mori Gothic Death Candles someone dies. Apparently. And also an angel gets it’s wings ripped off. Apparently. I have no proof. These candles will set a macabre mood. You can choose from: Gothic Grim Reaper, Macabre Death Gothic, Tempus Fugit With Skull and Memento Mori Gothic Candle. But I could talk about these candles for hours. Stop me before I wax poetic. Get it? Wax? Tough crowd!
Tag: skull
Swarovski Crystal Skull Earrings
Wow, look at those crystal skull earrings. Back off Indy, that’s mine! I’m gonna sell it for a fortune and buy a small island. *Knees Indy in his 70 year old junk and watches as he falls down a trap pit. Then I swing into action, clutching a jungle vine and snatch these Swarovski Crystal Skull Earrings off of the lovely lady who is no longer wearing them and jump into a waiting jeep.* So pretty. Such a rare treasure! What the? *Indy drops behind me as I’m racing down a tight road on the side of a cliff. He gives me a choke hold, so I elbow him in the ribs and send him flying over the cliff.* Haha. Sucker. *Reaches into my pocket where the earrings are missing.* Nooooooooooo. *Jumps out of the car and over the cliff after him.*
Two adventurers died that day and the treasure was lost again. You see what happens when you interfere Indy? This is why I can’t have nice things.
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Scary Vampire Skull Mask
Damn. This Vampire Skull Mask is what vampires look like under their pale skin and beady little eyes? Dude must have been in bat form when he died. Sucks. Was probably drunk and flew right into a tree. Happens. Fun fact: My vampire name is Bela Lu-Gassy. For obvious reasons. Of course in high school they called me Vlad The Inhaler for completely different reasons. This is the perfect mask to wear to one of the Eyes Wide Shut Illuminati parties. Not that I ever get invited.
Leather Gothic Skull Journal
Check out this classy Leather Gothic Skull Journal. Classy. And sassy. You can use it as a diary, a journal, a notebook, whatever. That skull clasp is totally bones man. And I’m totally into leather too. Leather me up, that’s what I say. I love cow hide, nagahide,sometimes I like to run and hide. Cuz I’m crazy like that. Can you tell that my “medicine” has kicked in. Whoa man, I am in for a wild ride tonight. If I had one, I would write all of my adventures in this thing. But I don’t, so it looks like I’ll be writing another toilet paper publication novel this evening. I just write like crazy as I pull the roll, then reverse roll it up and set it on the bathroom shelf with my other works.
Screech Owl Skull Necklace
Give a hoot, wear a Screech Owl Skull Necklace. I knew you would like it, cuz we’re birds of a feather. Can I get a “who who”? Can I get a “hoot hoot”? I say who, you say who. Together we say who who! This bird skull necklace is owl ta this world!
Seriously, these bird skulls are gonna look good with that outfit you have on.
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