Put this sweet piece of furniture in your home and it’s gonna be the Day of the Dead all year long. The Day Of The Dead Qeeboo Mexico Stool + Sidetable can be used either as a side or as a place to rest your drink. May your drink rest in peace. It comes in black, green, terracotta, and ivory. Having a huge skull in the living room is just too damn cool.
via The Awesomer
Etsy seller Cerapost makes some kick-ass Coffee Skull Mugs in a variety of styles. None of them have brains, just like me before my first cup. They look awesome, but it kinda bugs me that this guy disrespects my table. “Yo! Get your teeth off of my coffee table.” Skulls have no respect for home decor.
Set your butter on the table in style with this Skull Butter Dish. Well, I mean, it’s not “skull butter”. The butter isn’t made out of skulls. It’s in a cool skull dish. *Looks at skeleton” Hmmm nice body. Butter face… Hahahaha I crack myself up. But I never crack a butter dish. That’s like 7 years bad luck with toast right? I like toast, so I’m careful.
These Skull Jewel and Crystal Encrusted Wedges are crazy! No really. Those skulls look like they are insane in the membrane. Fun fact: At first I accidentally made the title, “Skull Jewel and Crystal Encrusted Wedgies”. So, just to be clear, these are not wedgies. You are safe nerds. And damn, that would hurt. A regular wedgie is bad enough, but those jewel encrusted wedgies hurt like a biatch!
With this Copper and Wood Skull Pen you could write a classic piece of literature, but make it a good one. Don’t be an Edgar Allan Poser. Maybe something like the count of Monte Cristo, although I’m not sure what the count is. Does anyone have some accurate data on the population of Monte Cristo? I can’t complete the book until I know for sure. Anyway, this cool pen is just begging to be used for creepy stories.