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Shark Bite Adult Sleeping Bag

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shark sleeping bagI love this Shark Bite Adult Sleeping Bag. You can get in and shark all around the floor, all flippy floppy like a shark out of water, until you find your roommate’s leg hanging off the side of the couch and take a giant bite while he’s watching Shark Week. Dude, shut your hole. Stop screaming! The neighbors are going to complain. It’s just a flesh wound. Jesus, what a baby!

This sleeping bag is 6 feet 3 inches long. Plenty big enough for an adult human to be the predator of the house. I would advise you to go for the head first to avoid the screams of your prey.

Slice Of Pizza Sleeping Bag

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pizza sleeping bag
Make like some cheesy crust and slip into this Slice Of Pizza Sleeping Bag. Did you sleep good? Yeah I had a good slice! Saucy dreams too! The pillows are sold separately by the same seller.

I’m buying one and having a big sleepover next month, so I expect 7 of you girls to buy this. Then we can all lay on my floor in a circle and make a whole pizza. Warning you now though, I will likely burrow from one sleeping bag to the other while you are snoring away, like a crazy pizza-groundhog. If we wake up in the same slice you have six more weeks of winter, so you best cozy up to me. Just the way it works.

Well, it’s been a slice. Laterz.
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City Morgue Body Bag Sleeping Bag

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Sleep like the dead in this city morgue sleeping bag.

What happened here lieutenant? I’m not sure sir. Witnesses say he was dead tired and just collapsed and wrapped this body bag around himself. Hmmm. Sounds like another blogger all hopped up on Monster energy drinks and cheetos. It might be that Creepbay guy again. You keep this crime scene clean. I’m gonna talk to forensics and see what they think. He may just be sleeping, but I don’t wanna touch him. Dead bodies are icky! Until I know for sure, nobody gets in or out.
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