Here’s a good gift for Bigfoot fans. This Bigfoot Soap gives you a nice Bigfoot scene that you can display by the sink. He’s in his natural habitat and you get to stay clean. Pretty awesome. And thank God it smells nice and not like a hairy filthy woods creature who never wipes properly.
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Ghoulishly Great Guest Soap – Gargoyle Soap
Hey there my ghoulishly gregarious gargoyle guys and gals. You know what looks nice in a gothic themed bathroom? Gargoyle Soap. It gets your hands clean, but you still feel a bit dirty. These are only scary at first. Once you wash your hands enough, the scary little faces wear off and you can relax.
Taxidermy Bat Soaps – All The Gothic, None Of The Guano
Wait, I thought Taxidermy Bat Soaps were soap operas starring dead bats. Ya learn something new every day. These cool and creepy soaps have bat taxidermy type diagrams on them or in them. Your creepy crapper will look great decorated with these soaps. I’m just assuming yours is creepy. Mine is, but that’s only cuz I never clean. On the upside, I have discovered several new strains of mold and mildew. I’mall about forwarding science.
Fear Scented Skull and Roses Soap – Lather Up
I made up the fear scented part, but this Skull and Roses Soap mixes hygiene with horror nicely. Just lather up and try not to scream, unless it’s because the water is too cold, then scream all you want. I was going to make a comment about rubbing this skull face all over your privates, but I’m more mature than that. I took the high road. It makes a great macabre decoration for your bathroom. Any time of the year, but especially during Halloween.
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Bloody Kidney Soap
Lather up and bath in the blood of a kidney. Get nice and clean, yet feel dirty, like some surgeon working out of a back alley, who takes his bloody work home and washes his naughty bits with it. It’s Bloody Kidney Soap. Yay? Looks authentic.I wonder if it smells authentic. Probably not since you don’t want a soap that tastes like urine.