Etsy seller CarrionComfort sells these Terrifying Tea Cups and other tea accessories like sugar bowls. They’ve scared me off of tea for good I think. So basically I can never move to England. You can choose from several styles including Billy from Saw, Twisty the Clown, a broken doll and more.
Relive the classic Psycho scene and keep your books organized at the same time with these cool Psycho Shower Scene Metal Bookends. All I can say is, that dude better be feeling mega stabby stabby if he wants to get through all of those books. Don’t worry, I’ll protect you shower girl. I’ll put a ton of books in his way. I know that sounds heroic and all, but let me finish. If you displease me, I’ll just put a newspaper in there. What can I say, I’m a harsh bookmaster.
The world continues to get crazier and more nightmarish every day and not just because I just dropped two ice cubes in a whiskey glass only find out I’m out of Nyquil. Well, mainly because of that, but also because of these Alien Xenomorph Looking Sharks that were recently snagged by researchers near Taiwan. Yes, they look like Alien Xenomorphs. Yes, I’m not sleeping anytime soon. Are those snake teeth on a shark? Yes they are. They can move their jaw beyond their mouth. *Sigh. Shakes Nyquil over the ice one more time. Nothing comes out… Again. Looks out the window.* Oh, now I see the problem. BRB.
*Returns with new bottle. Pours it. Drinks. Ahhhhhhh.* Silly me, trying to drink Nyquil when it’s day outside. Luckily I have a fresh batch of Dayquil. That hit the spot. Don’t try this at home. I’m what you call a professional.
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Tablets weren’t meant to stand upright by themselves. That’s why you need an octopus to lend a hand. I mean tentacle. This Octopus Tentacle iPad Tablet Stand is just as good as having a real octopus on standby. In fact, it’s better cuz it won’t shoot ink in your face and tell you to f**k off in Octopus language. It also won’t get slime all over every surface in your house. It also won’t move the tablet around and mess with you while you’re binge watching Glee. I don’t watch that. Just an example. And if I did, I certainly wouldn’t cry. Just sayin’.
You ever throw a skull into a bathtub just so you could watch it explode? I mean aside from when you got chemicals in the bathtub and are disposing of a body. Just assuming that’s what you do. This paragraph got really weird. I’m just gonna move on and ignore it. These Skull Bath Bombs are awesome. They have glittery eyes and teeth. Throw them in the bath and watch the fun show.