Scarecrow Terrorizes UK Family

Scarecrow Terrorizes UK Family
A mother and daughter walking their dog in a wooded area in England think they have been followed by what looks like a scarecrow! Not sure where the cowardly lion, the tin man, Dorothy and Toto were. The mom suddenly heard what sounded like someone else walking in the woods and also heard a whispering man’s voice. There does appear to be someone lurking behind her daughter as they walk down the path. Apparently, they never saw this scarecrow again. Probably cuz that was the last straw!
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Jason Voorhees And Freddy Krueger Briefs

Jason Voorhees And Freddy Krueger Briefs
These Jason Voorhees And Freddy Krueger Briefs represent a clash of two horror titans. It’s the battle of the ages. Freddy fights for one buttcheek, Jason fights for the other. The winner unites both buttcheeks and sleeps comfy between them. Make sure they don’t slash up your buttcheeks while they go at each other. I don’t know about you, but I don’t need any scarring to go with my butt acne. I got enough to worry about back there.

Ripped Skull Cutout T-Shirt

Skull Cutout T-Shirt
This Skull Cutout T-Shirt puts a giant skull on your back. Which I find kinda sexy. Fun fact: I just ripped up like 30 of my t-shirts trying to replicate this look. Didn’t work. You win some, ya lose some. Farts. That’s what I’m good at ripping. Along with my jeans. I won the annual crop dusting competition two years in a row after all. So at least there’s that.

Nothing But The Best – Luxury Leather Coffin

Nothing But The Best - Luxury Leather Coffin
Be buried in the best when it comes time for your long goodbye. These extravagant luxury coffins from Saddleback Leather will have you resting in peace and in style. It is an 87″ x 36″ hardwood box covered in leather with nine full-grain hides. It has six reinforced handles for carrying, straps to hold the lid on, a pigskin lining inside, with a full-grain leather pillow for comfort, pockets for storing mementos and a large wooden plaque that can be customized. It’s everything that a dead body could want. All for around $25,000.

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Mystery Portal Appears in Argentina

Mystery Portal Appears in Argentina
So a woman walking her dog through a park in Argentina captured this image of a beam of light or mystery portal in the sky on the morning of October 24th. Seems like it’s a no-brainer that this is an alien portal, but meteorologists say that the tube-like phenomenon is created when masses of warm and cold air briefly come close to each other, but do not merge. I’m not buying it. It’s obviously aliens using a Star Trek transporter. Or God’s flashlight cuz he lost his keys.
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