*Holds up picket signs.* Octopus stay in the water! They walk, we run! Down with the cephalopods! *Drops picket signs and runs as the Octopi horde approaches.* Residents of beach community in Wales have witnessed dozens of octopi emerging from the ocean and walking along the shore. Witnesses yelled, “Stop doing that.” and “You aren’t people!”. One old man yelled, “It took you eight legs to do that? Ha! I got two and I been doing it my whole life!” He then proceeded to unload on the octopi “Terminator with a shotgun” style. Okay I made that last part up, but for reals, Octopuses are leaving the ocean and walking on shore like badasses.

At least twenty-five have been seen walking along the sands of New Quay beach over three consecutive nights. It looks like the beginning of an invasion people. Guard your beaches, protect your mermaids if you have ’em.
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