Check out this Weird Creature Caught on Tape. Well, not tape. video. I don’t mean it was trapped in a big scotch tape trap either. Man, this thing is freaky. Watch the whole video. Could be a grey bigfoot or an alien. It looks very gargoyle like. I thought it might be my ex-wife at first, but I checked and she has an alibi. Also, this thing didn’t enter the dude’s home and nag the guy about taking his shoes off inside, so nope, not her. It kind of moves like an ape. I’m gonna say it’s a trans-dimensional being.
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Deck of the Dead Tarot Cards Set
These Deck of the Dead Tarot Cards are decks. For the dead. Obviously death is the theme. Personally I don’t do tarot readings for the dead since they usually get the carpet all muddy and wormy. Plus, it’s always the same. “Yeah, which card did you think would come up? You are dead after all. Which reminds me, why are you not in the ground? And I think you dropped your jaw. Right there on the floor. Also a hand.”
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Miskatonic University Plaque – H.P. LoveCollege
Hang this Miskatonic University Plaque in your home and Cthulhu might just show up. I wrote a little poem about it.
There once was a girl from Miskatonic
Our relationship was quite plutonic
Because my peen was embryonic
She treated me like the plague bubonic
True story. It takes great pain to make art… Especially when you fall butt-first onto the pen and pencil holder.
Horrifying Devil Moth Terrifies the Internet
This devil moth has been all over the internet lately. It has the normal body of a moth, but also features several hairy tentacles that pulsate and make people scream. It is actually known as a Creatonotos gangis. AKA “F this shizz, I’m outta here.” This is what is starring in my nightmares tonight, with a special guest appearance from “Poop, evacuating from my butt.”
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Freaky Deaky Ashton-Drake Alien Baby Doll
This Ashton-Drake Alien Baby Doll reminds me of that time I was sleeping in my bed and some female alien shows up with an alien baby.I’m all like, “I ain’t paying intergalactic child support. What do you mean why? Maybe cuz you showed up in my room, abducted me, wrecked my poop-maker and then had your way with me? What? No, I don’t want visitation rights-” Then I woke up with missing time and a sore nipple. I think I was nursing an alien baby with my man mammories. Weird. This creepy doll ain’t for me.