This Realistic Dead Alien Prop looks like it just had some bad Mexican food. Or maybe it’s dying of intergalactic constipation. Actually, I just noticed that it’s clutching it’s alien groin-junk. So it could just be that I stumbled on some alien erotica and that’s not agony, but ecstasy. And now I feel weird. It must be good if it curls those toes. You go alien! You do you!
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Must Have – The Farting Animals Coloring Book
What’s funnier than farts? Nothing right? Wrong! Animal farts beat regular farts when it comes to hilarity. Combine that with your crayolas and you have a winning combination. The Farting Animals Coloring Book let’s you color in images of farting animals. Man, I can’t wait to make that horse’s fart look like an atomic mushroom cloud. I’m gonna color the whole book in and then give the images to friends as birthday gifts. Cuz I’m weird like that.
Haunted Doll Home Decor – Test Tube Clowns
What the- There’s nothing like decorating with a bunch of half naked, one-legged,burnt looking, clown faced dolls in some sort of mutant breeding tubes to brighten up your home. This Haunted Doll Home Decor is some real nightmare fuel. No, really. I was having a nightmare last night and woke up. I found this Haunted Doll Home Decor and went back to bed. Nightmare refueled! I really don’t want to talk about it. Not now. Not ever.
Glossy Skull Shaped Hard Shell Clutch Purse
This Glossy Skull Shaped Hard Shell Clutch Purse looks awesome. Probably holds more stuff than my own skull. Perfect for a night out on the town, at the cemetery, the morgue, you know, all the cool hip spots. It has a nice metal skull accent in the front and back. Which is nice cuz my skull doesn’t have that. I would carry a brain inside just to be extra weird. Just how I roll.
Gothic Batwing Eyeliner Makeup Tutorial
You know I’m all about helping you ladies to look more sexy on Halloween. Not that you aren’t sexy already. That’s why I’m sharing this Gothic Batwing Eyeliner Makeup Tutorial. NOT because I tried it myself and loved the results. And even if I did, so what? It’s not against the law. I didn’t. Just sayin’. Glad we have that cleared up. Batwing eyeliner is smoking hot. Give it a try. You’re welcome.
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