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Bodysuit Covered In Fake Human Teeth

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Bodysuit Covered In Fake Human Teeth
Well, I can’t unsee that! This bodysuit covered in fake human teeth is just nasty. Teething much? Do you take it to the dry cleaners or do you have to brush it with toothpaste and floss it yourself by hand? Is this the true form of the tooth fairy? If so, he’s out a lot of money, but improving his suit with every visit. This suit is a walking nightmare. I kinda want to throw a piece of meat at it and watch it get devoured.

Looks like it was made for a scene in the show Channel Zero. Remind me to never watch that channel. These people are messed up in the head.

via Geekologie

Cthulhu Steampunk Goggles

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Cthulhu Steampunk Goggles
Wearing these Cthulhu Steampunk Goggles is like playing peek-a-boo with Cthulhu himself. Here, try these on. I’m blind! I’m blind! All I can see is Cthulhu’s tentacles. Get him off me! Get him off me! Oh wait, I had the lens caps on!
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Taxidermy Squirrel Santa Claus Christmas Ornament

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Taxidermy Squirrel Santa Claus Christmas Ornament
Nothing says Christmas like a dead squirrel head wearing a Santa hat. This Taxidermy Squirrel Santa Claus Christmas Ornament will make sure that you have a very merry rodent filled Christmas. He doesn’t even have a neck. Dude is just all head and all hat. Like a floating ghost in search of nuts that he will never find. Well, unless you hang him on your tree at crotch level and lean in too close. Then it’s all screaming and blood dripping on the presents below.

Wreck The Halls – Moose Poop Christmas Ornaments

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Wreck The Halls - Moose Poop Christmas Ornaments
These Moose Poop Christmas Ornaments are not just moose turds that you fling at your tree. They are highly polished pieces of poop attached to various brass and other backgrounds. I was always told that you can’t polish a turd, but I guess Etsy seller sharkman123 has found a way. I especially like the one that is a butterfly carrying a big shiny steamer as if it’s going from one butt to another, pollinating poop. You don’t see that everyday. More like Butt-erfly. Am I right? Except this kind evolves from a scat-erpiller. And that’s the straight poop!

Merry s**ts-mas everyone.
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Skull Wrist Cuff – Skulls Everywhere

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Skull Wrist Cuff
Damn! That dude’s wrist and hand look badass! He’s got a fist full of rings, all the right tats, a snake bone bracelet and a Skull Wrist Cuff. Doing a pose like he just claimed the power of Grayskull. I feel like I got punched, just looking at the picture. I did get punched! Cuz I just spit out 2 teeth! Damn, I don’t want any trouble man. I need a cuff like that so people take me seriously, cuz this My Little Pony bracelet just ain’t working. But it does go with my cutie mark. Just saying.

Look at them skulls, all large and in charge. They go great with a motorcycle too. Which means I would have to upgrade my big wheel and that just ain’t happening. I do wicked drifts on that thing. Meaning I drift off at the wheel after a six pack and just coast, but it’s cool cuz I’m the only one in danger.