It’s been like decades since I’ve seen the Basket Case movie, so I don’t remember what it’s all about, bit I will always remember this freak in a basket. This is a replica of that dude. Obviously, he really is a basket case. Get back in that basket, you’re scaring all of the normal people. Is that my Easter basket? You get out of there right now! Where’s all my candy? You didn’t even save me a peep?
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Freddy Krueger Nightmare On Elm Street Phone
This is the Freddy Krueger Nightmare On Elm Street Phone. It’s what Freddy does to your phone if he catches you trying to prank call him. Trust me on that one. It’s the reason my phone is trying to tongue me to this day. One day I might just give in and let it do it, but I haven’t been that drunk yet. Tonight may be the night. After a six pack, that tongue is starting to look pretty damn good.
And stop changing all my stuff into things that look like an LSD freak out Freddy! It’s weird!
Weird Alligator Taxidermy Dolls
Damn, that’s one ugly chick. These Weird Alligator Taxidermy Dolls from OddlyUniqueCreations is fugly. And I thought I was gator bait. Reminds me of that blind date my friend set me up on. She looked just like this. Gave me Er-reptile dysfunction for like a week. I was all like, “See ya later alligator” and “after while crocodile.” I might have also told her that I would need some pretty strong gator-aid to take her home. *shudders* Not gonna lie. I downed some strong gator-aid and bumped nasties with her. She sure knew how to spin a guy around in bed so it feels like your drowning. I lost an arm that night. Never called her back. She was the one that got away. Sure, I set traps, called in Steve Irwin… Wasn’t meant to be.
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Dragon Skull Beeswax Candle
Cool Dragon Skull Beeswax Candle dude! Mind your own beeswax!
If you light it, they will come. Huh? Who’s that? If you light it, they will come. Uhhhhh. That’s the first time the voices ever said that. *Shrugs and lights my awesome dragon candle.* Weird. It’s getting all dark and stormy outside. Sounds like wings flapping. And shrieks. *Watches as a dragon busts through the window pane. Another bursts out of the fireplace. And the front door. Then the Kool-Aid man breaks through the wall shouting, “Oh yeah!”*
Oh f**k! What have I done?
Have A Drink On That Guy: Coffin Bar With Skeleton
This Coffin Bar With Skeleton comes from a Craigslist ad from Dallas. If you own a weird tavern, or creepy bar, you may want to get this thing.
Hey bartender, why is it so dead in here?
Hey bartender, what’s with the corpse in the bar? Oh, he didn’t pay his tab.
It would be hard to drink up with that thing looking at you. You can remove the skeleton and crawl in yourself if you want.
via Neatorama