Alien Mummy In Coffin

Alien Mummy In Coffin

Check out this Alien Mummy In Coffin. I’m positive it is authentic. No doubts whatsoever. The seller says so. It was supposedly found in the Carpathians in western Ukraine and is the body of an alien child that seems to not be subject to decay. Yep. This is totally the real deal. No question about it. And besides, This Alien Mummy In Coffin does look like one of the little guys who woke me up that night and ran a bunch of anus-related experiments. Fare thee well intergalactic freakazoids and thanks for the Prep-H.

Not to be confused with Mummy Mike.

Black Tarot Deck

Black Tarot Deck

Oh myyyyy. Look at all of the cool Gothic art in this Black Tarot Deck. It says that this deck will help with shadow work, which is where you enter the darkness and dig deep into your soul. I’m a little scared, but Imma put on my big boy pants, since this tarot card deck will offer you guidance on love, career, or even personal growth. I’m gonna unlock my inner wisdom. But first I’m gonna look at all of the cool art and say whoa!

If you like this Black Tarot Card Deck, you might also like this Witches of Legend Tarot Card Set. These sets are like talking a walk on the wild side of tarot.

Horror Movies Word Search

Horror Movies Word Search

Are you at a loss for words? Me too, happens often. This Horror Movies Word Search will at least help you find all of the good horror movie words. Word searches can be fun after all and this one will also test your ability to find words related to horror movies. Can you solve the 100 searches featuring horror movies, characters, tropes and much more! I know I’ll be having a deep dive! Have fun and challenge your friends on movie night.

The Horror Movie Logbook is a great companion to this Horror Movies Word Search. These are both a must for horror movie fans.

Gothic Poison Ring

Gothic Poison Ring

Man, remember the old days when you could just wear a special ring, fill it with poison and off someone? Yeah, I don’t either. Before my time. People were cray cray back then. Actually, they still are. Anywho, this cool Gothic Poison Ring has a pearl skull. Pretty neat. Now I know not to take tea from someone wearing this. Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice and I’m on the toilet for hours AGAIN after somebody loaded their ring with ex-lax and dumped it in my Earl Grey.

Still, this Gothic Poison Ring is all kinds of awesome. Hey it beats the Human Teeth Ring.

Yoga Skeleton Figurines

Yoga Skeleton Figurines

Man I love a good skeleton. Especially my own. It holds me up and keeps everything together. Gotta love them bones. These Yoga Skeleton Figurines are pretty darn cute. It’s the whole see no evil, speak no evil and hear no evil theme. Except I guess they just finished doing yoga? No idea. They are just plain cool. These Yoga Skeleton Figurines are gonna look good among all of the other creepy cool stuff I have around here. Welcome to the party boys. Make no bones about it, these guys will remind you to stretch and be healthier.

That reminds me I need another Skeleton Bathing Halloween Candle. Love me some bones!