Here’s a good gift for Bigfoot fans. This Bigfoot Soap gives you a nice Bigfoot scene that you can display by the sink. He’s in his natural habitat and you get to stay clean. Pretty awesome. And thank God it smells nice and not like a hairy filthy woods creature who never wipes properly.
Tag: strange
Tentacle Pen and Pencil Holder
*Reaches for a pencil as a tentacle hands one to me.* Thank you. Wait, what the f- Yeah, this Tentacle Pen and Pencil Holder is just that cool. It’s got tentacles everywhere and room for your writing instruments. It might even give you a little hand massage if you keep it on your desk.
Anatomical Heart Tote Bag
I heart this Anatomical Heart Tote Bag. That’s why I’m having a heart to heart with you about it. It’s got all the right medical illustrations and will hold your stuff. It’s totes cool. Are we still saying that? I love it. It’s not a fashion crime at all, but if it was, I’d be under arrest. Cardiac arrest. Fun fact: I thought I was for a sec, but it was just gas.
Human Tongue Ring
With this Human Tongue Ring, I thee wed. Maybe it should be, I thee wet. Cuz it’s a tongue. And wet. Tongue me, baby. Tongue my finger. Is it made of tongue-sten? I have no idea. Everyone is going to notice this ring. Cuz people are a bunch of licky-lous who can’t mind their own business.
Octopus Bedding Tentacle Pattern Duvet Cover or Comforter
Ohhhh. I love octopus bedding. Except for the part where my wife keeps jabbing me with her tentacles. There at least 20,000 leagues under the sea so why are your elbows in my side? Spread out! Damn! This bed is just like an octopus. You know how? They’re both full of suckers! Ouch! Stop that!