Check out this video to learn how to make some cool wire bat jewelry. I tried it myself, but the end result was just a ball of copper the size of a baseball with 2 ears. I probably shouldn’t let the liquor do the driving during craft hour. Which was actually 4 hours as far as I can tell and involved my pants coming off so I could collage my man-junk.
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Friday the 13th Bloody Jason Voorhees Glow-in-the-Dark Mask Action Figure
Check out this Friday the 13th Bloody Jason Voorhees Glow-in-the-Dark Mask Action Figure. If Jason had been wearing this mask, he never would have been able to sneak up on all of those horny fornicating teens and slash ’em. The mask is removable so you can see the ugly underneath. It includes 10 points of articulation, bloody mask, ax, and machete. It is based on Friday the 13th Part 3. Not the Friday the 13th that just happened on the calendar.
Indigestion By Cyriak
I’mma need some Tums after watching this freaky and trippy video. It shows off a bunch of creepy mutants that live inside your digestive system. Many of which have teeth. I don’t feel so good. Now I have a stomach ache and I’m feeling all freaky. Thanks, Cyriak.
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Carved Quartz Crystal Skulls
These Carved Quartz Crystal Skulls are cool. They look like they were excavated from an ancient archeological site. Probably a temple. Probably a temple of doom. Do I love them? Of quartz I do. If I were feeling boulder, I’d buy one. And never take it for granite. Rock on you crazy quartz skulls. Serious question: How many quartz in a gallon? How many in a rock skull? I dig that one dude’s mohawk.
Wendigo Monster Anatomy Art
That’s some nice Wendigo Monster Anatomy Art right there. Awesome crypto-art brotha! Makes me happy. I’m writing a song about this.
I like crypto art
Not crypto farts
When Wendigo lets a steamy one go
The forest creatures start moving real slow.
Dude’s butt just smokes
while the rabbits choke
Then he grins real crass
and he wipes his ass
That’s all I got. Need to work on that some more.