Top your wine with a raven. This Raven Skull Winestopper turns your alcohol juice into a bird. A drunk bird, with no skin or feathers on its head. Which is just the way that I like my alcohol. I’m not drunk! *Grabs bottle and bangs the raven beak against my desk like a judge.* We’ll re-adjourn in 15 after I wet my beak some more.
Tag: strange
Cat Explorer Is A Terrifying VR App
This game is called Cat Explorer and you will be exploring cats alright. Exploring their insides, their muscles, organs, their guts, taking the skin off the cat. It’s supposed to be educational, but it is horrifying and funny. What kind of sick bastard would play this game? I have no idea, but I just bought two copies. Don’t judge me.
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Potato Head Skulls – Art That You Can Eat
So this guy makes skulls out of potatoes. Sometimes he fries them in oil after, sometimes he puts the potato head skulls in jars of vinegar and lemon to preserve them. Everyone needs a hobby I guess. I don’t like to eat anything that can look at me while I’m eating it.
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Are You Cereal? – Cereal Monster Geeki Tiki Mug Set
This Cereal Monster Geeki Tiki Mug Set celebrates my favorite breakfast foods ever. Now you can get all tropical and drink from Boo-Berry, Count Chocola, and Franken-Berry. BooBerry is the best, I don’t care what anyone says. He’s the ghost with the most. The most sugar that is. Probably GMOs too. You know I’m filling these with cereal instead of drinks.
Regan MacNeil The Exorcist Necklace
Are you obsessed with the possessed? Then check out this Regan MacNeil The Exorcist Necklace. She’s just doing her thing, levitating and terrorizing priests and now she’s a cool piece of jewelry. People will be all like, “Uh… You have a possessed girl on your necklace.” And you’ll be all like, “No s**t Sherlock, what’s your next case?” Cuz you’re rude. Someone needs a Snickers.