Check out this cool Plague Doctor Statue. He’s all waving his lantern around like, “Anyone got the plague? Anyone need it? Plague doctor here. What are you plagued with?” Just a dude doing his job. He’s ready to lay the smack down with his staff if anyone gives him any lip too.
Tag: strange
Terrifying Masked Man Crochet Pattern
Do you like to crochet? Do you want to be terrified and terrify others? This Terrifying Masked Man Crochet Pattern is just f**ked up. Do you want to see this guy coming at you? I don’t. Keep this crocheted killer away from me. Seriously, f**k this guy! He’s so scary in this single image that he should immediately have his own horror trilogy.
What Up Gnome-Slice? – They Live Garden Gnomes
I knew it. I knew that all gnomes are They Live Garden Gnomes. I didn’t even need any special glasses. Gnomes run the world, forcing us to consume, obey and put them in our gardens so they can spy on us. Little ceramic bastards. I’d put this guy in my yard though. Come on, you’re coming with me gnome-slice. Yeah, yeah, money is my God. Just get in the garden.
This Really Bugs Me – Nasty Fly Earrings
Flies are all the rage this year. Everyone on the runway is wearing them. So these Fly Earrings are the perfect accessory. Fly. The maggot evolved. Nature’s gross butterfly. Flies are filthy and disgusting and totally belong on your ears. I can’t wait for some fly to land on your ear and try to mate with your earrings. That’s nasty.
Weird Eye Martini Glasses – Martine-Eye
Check out these Weird Eye Martini Glasses. Martine-eye anyone? When I drink I am the master and my drink is the pupil. That may sound cornea, but eye don’t care. I’m gonna get a pair of these. I’ll call one Iris and the other Re-Tina. If you drip some drink over the side and lick it off, you’ll get a real tongue-lashing. Know what I mean? Weird, but I like these.