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Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Freddy Krueger Glove Replica

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Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Freddy Krueger Glove Replica
Oh yeah. Check out these digits. The Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Freddy Krueger Glove Replica is probably meant to be admired on your shelf, but imma put this bad boy on and slice some veggies, maybe chop up a salad. I know a good kitchen accessory when I see one. This is a screen-accurate prop replica of Freddy’s glove from the original classic A Nightmare on Elm Street.

More like a nightmare in my kitchen. Anyone want to take bets on how long it takes me to lose some fingers? I’m gonna say under two minutes. I predict I’ll lose a pinky first, while I’m trying to slice up some carrots.

Cool Planchette Clock and Mirror

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Planchette Clock and Mirror
Up your Ouija cred with this Planchette Clock and Mirror. Guess what? Every time you look in that mirror, you know which Hollywood star you see? Kate Planchette! Hahahahahha. You get a cool clock and a mirror. Perfect for that Ouija themed room you have in your house. You’re gonna look dead pretty in that mirror.

Medusa Gorgon Ring – Old Snakehead Herself

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Medusa Gorgon Ring
Check out my new Medusa Gorgon Ring. *Holds it up to your face* Bam! Turned to stone. Just like the ELO song. I’m turning people into stone wherever I go. You might say I’m getting lots of people hard. Get your mind out of the gutter. I’m just saying that I’m the ultimate drug cuz if I’m nearby, you’re stoned! I love this ring and I would never take it for granite!

Teeth Brooch – Brooch Your Teeth Kids

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Teeth Brooch - Brooch Your Teeth Kids
Check out this gummy and toothy Teeth Brooch. Wear this during your next dental visit for a really great conversation. Your dentist may even give them a free brushing and cleaning. It’s so toothy and teethy. Technically, when you’re wearing this, you’re teething. So congrats on being a baby again.

Canadian UFO Event Depicted on New Coins

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Canadian UFO Event Depicted on New Coins
Sometimes UFOs abduct people and they take a poop sample. Why? No idea. Probably just another damn fetish. Their ships probably smell like ass. Let that sink in. Intergalactic ships just cruising through the galaxy smelling like ass. No air freshener in sight. Anywho, the Royal Canadian Mint has unveiled a new coin that celebrates a legendary UFO encounter in Manitoba. Way to go Canadians. You are celebrating some dude’s rectal exam.

The incident is known as the ‘Falcon Lake UFO event’ and it occurred in 1967 when Stefan Michalak spotted a pair of flying saucers while he was searching for precious metals and gems. Turns out the aliens were searching for precious metals and gems too. In his heinie-hole. I’m just guessing that’s what happened, cuz it always does.

So Canada is celebrating this on a new coin. I don’t have the heart to tell them that coins are typically round.

via CBC