These Pizza Leggings from Etsy seller eatmeclothing(Hey, what’d you say to me) are cheesy and hot. My two favorite food things. Girl, you got some fine pizza legs! Why don’t you put one slice in front of the other and c’mon over here. nom nom nom. Hey, these just taste like leggings! Sorry about all the holes. I’ll patch those with pepperoni if you want. I think I have some sausage around here too. Now, where is that needle and thread? No, you’ll be alright. Just stay away from stray dogs.
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Hairy Leg Stockings
These Hairy Leg Stockings will be a girl’s best friend. It should deter all of those pervs that hit on you constantly. Once they see how much hair you are packing, they will run away and scream like little girls.
Unless they are into strange stuff. If these stockings do not deter a man, he’s either a furry or a Bigfoot hunter. Of course, you could just grow your own. It is no shave November. There’s no reason you ladies can’t get into the action too and teach those guys a lesson.
I’ve Done All Of Those: 7 Deadly Sins Tattoo Tights
The 7 deadly sins. I have done and survived all of ’em. But I didn’t look that sexy doing ’em! Look at those gams! Holy cow! I used to be a butt man, but now I’m a leg man. She transformed me, just like that. You have some powerful legs, Miss Etsy model tease. Man I envy you-
Score! Did it again. I am breaking these commandments like a Kit-Kat Bar. Oh snap! Did it again. That would be gluttony for all of you keeping score at home. Cause I had like 10 Kit-Kats already today. That is also greed. Just layin’ here eaten ’em up. All sloth-like. Boo-Ya! You…Just…Can’t…Stop…Me!