This is a real leg slapper. Maybe even a knee slapper. Cuz if I see you wearing these Spiders Pantyhose, I’m gonna slap your knee and try to kill those spiders. But the first thing I’m gonna ask is, are those new pantyhose or have they just been laying around for a while in an abandoned house? Then decide from there how to proceed. Pretty sexy though, I have to admit. And I ain’t afraid to say that that’s a nice pair of legs. Looking smooth girl.
Tag: stockings
Eye Exam Chart Tights
These eye exam chart tights will let you check out a great pair of legs while also taking an eye test. Damn girl! You gots a fine pair o legs. And thanks for the free checkup! You’ll be happy to know that I scored a perfect 100% on the test. The real question is, how do I score with you? Hmmm? They say I’m popular with the tight-wearing 20-30 year old female demographic.
On the other hand, I also score high with the crazy cat lady 60-70 year old demographic. Beauty is both a blessing and a curse.
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Hairy Leg Stockings
These Hairy Leg Stockings will be a girl’s best friend. It should deter all of those pervs that hit on you constantly. Once they see how much hair you are packing, they will run away and scream like little girls.
Unless they are into strange stuff. If these stockings do not deter a man, he’s either a furry or a Bigfoot hunter. Of course, you could just grow your own. It is no shave November. There’s no reason you ladies can’t get into the action too and teach those guys a lesson.
I’ve Done All Of Those: 7 Deadly Sins Tattoo Tights
The 7 deadly sins. I have done and survived all of ’em. But I didn’t look that sexy doing ’em! Look at those gams! Holy cow! I used to be a butt man, but now I’m a leg man. She transformed me, just like that. You have some powerful legs, Miss Etsy model tease. Man I envy you-
Score! Did it again. I am breaking these commandments like a Kit-Kat Bar. Oh snap! Did it again. That would be gluttony for all of you keeping score at home. Cause I had like 10 Kit-Kats already today. That is also greed. Just layin’ here eaten ’em up. All sloth-like. Boo-Ya! You…Just…Can’t…Stop…Me!