Hold your dough in Edgar Allan Poe and you will lose your cash nevermore. That’s a little funny I made up just for this wallet. This Edgar Allan Poe Raven Wallet is awesome. One side of the wallet has a Raven image; the other has various clips of Poe’s manuscripts and a portrait of the author with raven feathers. It is one seriously dark and foreboding wallet. Sooooo cool.
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Godzilla Wallet
Hey, it’s the monster that wrecked Tokyo. And I ain’t talking Fukushima! What? Too soon? My bad. This cool Godzilla Wallet belongs in your pocket. It shows Godzilla on the rampage, breathing fire. It also shows Godzilla’s anatomy as if he got hit with a laser. I can see he had chicken for dinner, along with a butt-load of Japanese locals and tourists.
I say butt-load cuz it looks like they are gonna hurt coming out. Depending on his digestion anyway. I’d be backed up for a week. That meal is too rich. Get it? Too rich? Cuz ya have to be rich to travel and be a tourist these days.
Frankenstein Book Wallet
Is it a book or a wallet? It’s both. A Frankenstein Book Wallet. Book ’em Franky! Now you can keep all of your important stuff in this wallet that looks like a book. That way no one will steal your stuff, cuz people don’t read anymore. In fact, I don’t even know what this book is about. I just call books paper movies that I will never see. No, I’m not Ill-literate. That means a sick person who reads. How dare you excuse me of fancy book learning.
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Leather Skull Wallet For Your Cash And Credit Cartilage
This Leather Skull Wallet is perfect for that 3 bucks, stick of chewing gum and commemorative condom from 1985, that I always carry with me. Scratch that. Finally used the condom last week. Yay me. Some lucky kid is about to have a dad with 3 bucks! You really scored kid. Congratulations. That’s a reincarnation fail right there. If you believe in that sort of thing. Well, there goes my life savings. Now I can’t even get this sweet wallet. If I died right now and came back as my just being conceived kid, I could get my 3 bucks back. Sweet idea! I’m gonna go do some daredevil stuff. Just to be clear, I’m not dressing in a red suit and guarding Hell’s Kitchen. I’m just doing stupid dangerous stuff.
Call of Cthulhu H.P. Lovecraft Wallet
This Call of Cthulhu H.P. Lovecraft Wallet is so cool that it not only calls Cthulhu, it calls Cthulhu and sets up and date, then bangs Cthulhu and leaves in the morning, tucking some cab fair under his tentacles. So yeah, it’s a pretty cool wallet that isn’t messing around. The front features an awesome illustration, while the back side features a famous quote from the story: That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die. This wallet makes an awesome gift.
I’ll expect it gift wrapped though. And throw me a surprise party and invite all of my friends. Aw, you shouldn’t have. *whispers* Yes you should have. Where’s the ice cream and party hats?