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Crazy Robotic Talking Monkey

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Crazy Robotic Talking Monkey
What in the seven levels of simian hell? This Big Gulp sized hit of nightmare juice is a Robotic Talking Monkey. It has basically become self-aware and is now fully insane. Don’t believe me? Check out the video below. I have no idea what the hell it’s even saying. I only know that I want to run away screaming. And I did. But I came back to the computer for you guys. It follows your movement, the eyes blink and move and you can make the monkey say or sing whoever you want apparently.

Just use your audio, computer, iPhone, iPod or whatever, for the audio input. The monkey has sensors that wake up and will follow your movements.

I think it’s time to shock the monkey. Hey hey…
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Not So Happy Meal – Apocalyptic McDonald’s Art

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Not So Happy Meal - Apocalyptic McDonald's Art
Get ready for a depressing meal people. This Apocalyptic McDonald’s Art is from Jake and Dinos Chapman. ba da bop ba ba I’m lovin’ it. Is Ronald the savior or the enemy here? I have no idea. But I do know that this is what happens to the world when you eat too many Big Macs. Ronald is stomping those zombies WWE style. Is that right? Is it WWF? I have no idea, cuz I don’t watch half naked and sweaty men rolling around on a “wrestling” mat together. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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Crazy Candy Dress

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Crazy Candy Dress
Candy Land called. It wants its candy dress back. At a recent Willy Wonka fashion show this dress stole the show. It’s made out of Rock candy, Sour straps, Marshmallow ropes, Gummi Grapefruit & M&M’s. You know, the five basic food groups. You could tell that somebody hack stage licked it all over and then hung it back up cuz it was covered in lint and hair. For $2,500. it better be lined with everlasting gobstoppers.

Spaghetti Eating Spaceman

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Spaghetti Eating Spaceman
You spacey cretin! Damn you Spaghetti Eating Spaceman! How dare you come to my planet and eat all of the spaghetti. How dare you sir! Stop slurping spaghetti while I yell at you. Stick to the pipe cleaners on your home planet!

But seriously… I see it’s bring your child to work day on Etsy once again. Kids do the darnedest things. Bless.

Coffin Heart Brooch

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Coffin Heart Brooch
This Coffin Heart Brooch is a coffin. It’s a heart. If anyone has ever ripped out your heart and buried it six feet under, you know the pain I’m talking about. Also, if someone did that to you, you are probably dead. Cuz we can’t survive without a heart. Politicians are the exception.

Wear this brooch proudly near your heart. It may just protect you from heartbreak. *sobs* I just can’t… I feel so lonely and sad and used. Why? Why was the store out of Cool Ranch Doritos? Dear God, why? *sobs hysterically.*