So that happened. Now you know what it looks like when an alien takes a relaxing bath. It looks like this may be the elusive Cheeto species of alien, so I’m surprised he didn’t dissolve in the water. Anyway, now you can own your very own Alien In A Tub Figurine. The water even glows under a black light. I’m glad his Cheeto alien privates are underwater. I don’t need to be seeing an alien Cheeto d**k! Hmmm. Maybe that’s what a bag of Cheetos is: just a big bag of alien d**ks! Let that sink in.
Author: Artemis Winterford
Frightening Monster TV Lamps
A “TV Lamp” is a lamp based on the 1950’s art objects which people would place on top their TV sets as decor. Well, check out these cool Frightening Monster TV Lamps. There are several different aliens and monsters available from the MooreMonsters shop. I’m gonna put one on my razor thin HDTV. Oops, it fell. That’s okay. You can display these anywhere and they will look awesome and scary. I think I might have to collect them all.
A Touch of Evil – Dark Gothic Card Game
The A Touch of Evil – Dark Gothic Card Game is dark, gothic and has a touch of evil. Okay, I’ll play. Each player plays a monster-hunting hero in the game, and that hero determines the player’s starting deck and grants a special ability. The heroes work together to defeat villains and monsters. You collectively lose the game if ten cards land in the shadows during play. Or if I flip the table cuz I’m losing.
Alien Xenomorph Blood Splattered 8-Bit Pop! Vinyl Figure
How would you like to walk down a dark spaceship corridor and see this Alien Xenomorph staring at you? Honestly, I wouldn’t mind as long as he brought some doughnuts. I’d probably eat all of the doughnuts first and then scream. That’s just good manners when someone brings you a gift. At first, I saw all of the green on this figure and I’m like, “Is that boogers? It looks like boogers.” Then I remembered that aliens have green blood and I’m like, “Hmmm. I have flicked a lot of blood on my walls. Even by alien standards.”
British Royal Mint Nessie and Stonehenge Coins
I’ll take an order of fish and chips, with extra chips. How much ‘ill that be gov’ner? That’ll be two Nessies and a Stonehenge! These British Royal Mint Nessie and Stonehenge Coins are what is known as cryptid currency. Much more stable and reliable than cryptocurrency. They are issuing ten pence pieces featuring both the Loch Ness Monster and Stonehenge. It’s part of a collection celebrating “quintessentially British” icons ranging from A to Z. I can’t wait for the “Bad teeth” and “Monty Python” coins. I kid.I kid. I love the British.
via Royal Mint