I have no idea what furries get up to, but if I were ever gonna join their fur-filled games, I would totally rock this Furry Terminator Wolf-Thing Mask. First it comes from the furry future to kill you. Then in the sequel it’s all like, “Come with me if you want to fur”. Well, I don’t want to, but what the shizz. I’m in. Is rubbing up against other furry things required cuz that just seems weird to me. Also I chafe easily. It is? Cool I guess. Is this all a prank? I can’t see how grinding a polar bear is helping to defeat Skynet.
Author: Artemis Winterford
Retro and Scary Ghoulsville Enamel Pins
These Retro and Scary Ghoulsville Enamel Pins are awesome, cute and creepy. They are based on the classic Ben Cooper masks. Each metal enamel pin comes in a collector’s box with a clear window just like the big ones. You better get these quick before they sell out. You can find them here and here. Put them on your jacket, your backpack or just collect them.
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Get Lynched – Eraserhead Baby Victor Keychain
Hold your keys the weird way. This Eraserhead Baby Victor Keychain is based on David Lynch’s Eraserhead. He’s pretty adorable huh? His head will not erase pencil marks just so we’re clear. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to see a lady in a radiator.
Baking With Bigfoot – Paranormal Cookie Cutter Set
This Paranormal Cookie Cutter Set gives you a UFO, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster. Now you can build an entire cookie army of each. I heard that if you leave Bigfoot cookies and milk he leaves you presents. That’s Santa you idiot! Nah, I’ve seen it myself. I left cookies and milk on the porch last week and he left a big steaming pile of- You really are an idiot. Yeah, but an idiot who will be spared during the Bigfoot uprising.
Black and Gold Bat Teacup and Saucer
Of Course I’ll have some tea. Fill it up till you can’t see the bat anymore. This Black and Gold Bat Teacup and Saucer is soooo Gothic Chic. Absolutely batty. I like that little piece of chocolate they put on the saucer. I’ll have some more of those please. What do you mean I only get one? You ever seen a flying saucer lady? You about to see a flying cup and saucer if you don’t give me my damn chocolate!