Organize your desk supplies in this cool Sugar Skull Wood Desk Organizer. Keep your desk tidy and creepy at the same time. The wood is precision cut and embellished with intricate floral designs. I need this cuz my desk is a mess. This organizer looks awesome. I can keep my pens in there, some Snickers bars, maybe some kit-kats. Those are my desk supplies. How do you think I get so much done and act like an idiot? Sugar. Nice. Best skull ever.
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Author: Artemis Winterford
Life-Sized Bigfoot Statue For Your Yard
This Life-Sized Bigfoot Statue has some big feet, I guarantee it. This is exactly what I need to scare my neighbors. The mythical beast can now be in your yard, minus the foul stench and occasional sasquatch poo. Now you can have an encounter every night. Just go out to your yard. Just don’t let the real Bigfoot see this. They don’t take too kindly to imposters/
Get It Away – This Bug Will Haunt Your Nightmares
So this Arizona man was eating his breakfast when he spotted the mother of all nightmare insects at his window. It is called a camel spider, although I call it “HELL NO! GET IT AWAY! GET IT AWAY! It is a mix between a scorpion and a spider, which is a fun fact. Scorpions and spiders need to stop f**king each other yo! Great, now I’m not gonna sleep tonight. Thanks spiders.
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Zombie Head Mini Popcorn Boxes
Popcorn just tastes better when you grab it from a zombie head. True fact. These Zombie Head Mini Popcorn Boxes are perfect for Walking Dead marathons or other Zombie movie marathons, or even Halloween parties. Give your guests the full experience. Maybe dye your butter red so the popcorn looks like brains. Why do I have to come up with all of the ideas? Use your imagination. Check out some other zombie stuff too.
It Is Time To Unleash The… Kraken Corkscrew
Screw you Kraken. No… Corkscrew you! This Kraken Corkscrew will open your wine in the coolest way possible. By having a Kraken attack your bottle and eat the cork. He loves eating the cork. He’s more of a corken really. Hey can anybody help me open this wine bottle? I can. Summon the Kraken! It is the ultimate kitchen accessory. He Kracks stuff open. And don’t forget about the Day of the Dead corkscrew.