Religious Statues Transformed Into Day Of The Dead Style

Religious Statues Transformed Into Day Of The Dead Style
Just cuz it is the day of the dead, that doesn’t mean that the day is all dead. Even if it has been a pretty dead day. Just a deep thought for the day. Anyhow, these Day Of The Dead Style Statues are awesome. They started off as religious statues, but soon lost their religion like REM and got awesome Day of the Dead makeovers! I picture some dude in his studio just looking at all of his statues. He is silent. Then he suddenly shouts, “MAKEOVER!” and gets to work. Consider me dia de los muert-ified.

Also check out these cool Day of the Dead Measuring Spoons. They are how you get the proper amount of sugar in a sugar skull.
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Scary Skull Cabinet Knob – Bone Decor

Skull Cabinet Knob
Whenever I go into my cabinets, I like to use Skull Cabinet Knobs. Cuz everything I do is badass, including opening my cabinets. I will literally grab that dude by the skull and open the cabinet to get my peanut butter. That’s just how I roll. Accessing your food through a skull is the only way to grab a snack. At least it did look awesome until somebody put googly eyes on mine. Now I’m no longer badass. I just feel like everyone else when I go into the cabinet *sighs*

So now I have to get these bat skull versions. Oh yeah!

Alien Stud Earrings – The Truth Is Out There

Alien Stud Earrings
These Alien Stud Earrings feature… the head of an alien stud. I mean, I don’t know the dude’s history with the ladies, but I know he scored big on Uranus last night. Boom! You walked right into that one. Actually you backed right into that one. MEGA BOOM! Third degree burn! Anyway, these aliens are for your ears, because the truth is out there. I’m just too lazy to look for it. Or paint about it.

Sperm Earring Is A Thing That Actually Exists

Sperm Earring Is A thing That Exists
Hey lady, you got some on your ear- Oh nevermind. I can’t tell if that Sperm Earring is wiggling around or not, but if it is, I hope it acts as a smart Q-Tip and at least gently swabs her ear canal. It is sperm though, so I guess it would be more like a wet willy and less like a Q-Tip. Really, a napkin could have avoided this whole look. It goes well with the sperm Christmas Ornament.

REDRUM Metal Bookends For Your Horror Books

REDRUM Metal Bookends
Ohhhhhh. I’ll have some red rum please bartender. I’m parched. *Looks at these REDRUM Metal Bookends in the mirror and screams!* Murder! That says murder! I don’t want any of that. Red rum sounds much better. These bookends are murder on your books by the way. Murder most foul. Or is it fowl? I’m confused now. Was there a bird involved? I have no idea. I’ll just keep my beak out of it. In fact, I’ll just wet my beak and shut up.

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