Author: Artemis Winterford

Alien Xenomorph Facehugger Bunny Sculpture

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Alien Xenomorph Facehugger Bunny Sculpture
Sure, humans have to watch out for facehuggers, but bunnies have to be extra careful. Aliens just love hugging a bunny face. It was recently reported that we lose 4 out of 10 bunnies to face hugging. It’s a real problem as shown in this Alien Xenomorph Facehugger Bunny Sculpture.

Peter Cottontail can become Peter no-face in just an instant, so it’s important that we get the word out about this alien on bunny violence through figurines like this. We may even save some bunny faces. If I can save just one bunny face by sharing this, it will have all been worth it. Cuz bunnies rule! Aliens drool!

We have to protect their little whiskers people!

Awesome Food Beast Art Prints – Inner Food Demons

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Awesome Food Beast Art Prints
Are you a food beast? When you tear through a bag of cheetos, do you turn into a monster? Me too. We should hang out some time and go all beastly on some junk food. These Awesome Food Beast Art Prints show our inner monsters when it comes to food and drink. The seller CindyAndersonArtist has several of them to choose from and I’m pretty sure they are all based on me. Especially that Cheetos guy. Looks just like me, except my hands go all orange and sometimes i make lines of the dust on the bottom of the bag and take a toot or two.
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Realistic Brain Necklace

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Realistic Brain Necklace
If I want to wear a Realistic Brain Necklace, does that make me a fashion zombie? I do crave it. Kinda want to bite it even. And lick it. Just put me out of my misery right now cuz I won’t be happy until I get this juicy brain accessory and wear it around my neck. Still gonna lick that thing though cuz I’m freaky like that. It looks so ooey and gooey.

Day Of The Dead Skull Nightlight is Luminous Death

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Day Of The Dead Skull Nightlight
This Day Of The Dead Skull Nightlight will make sure that your night of the dead is lit up nicely and glows with luminous death. You probably should not put it in a kid’s room.

Mommy, mommy! Death came to me again in my room last night. That’s nice dear. But that wasn’t death. It was the angel of death. Did you see his angel glow? Just be thankful he didn’t ask you to come with him. Remember, keep your grades up and he will never come through your wall. Get straight A’s or else!

Octopus Shoulder Bag

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Octopus Shoulder Bag
Got any spare change? Mind if I shove my hand in your Octopus Shoulder Bag and find out? This bag would be perfect for a girl named Mari. Cala-Mari. Carry this guy on your shoulder and you are gonna turn heads. Everyone’s gonna be making quite the octo-fuss over it. Are we sure it’s not a shock-to-pus, cuz it shocks me how awesome this thing is. And I don’t shock easy. Well, aside from tasers. Those shock me.
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