So this exists. An iPhone Umbilical Cord. It helps you stay connected. Get it? Yeah, it’s pretty gross. Great, now I have to play Pokemon Go for two. This thing is like a leech. It would probably suck up all my calcium and minerals, and give it to my iPhone baby. Check out the video to see how creepy and gross this thing really is. It looks like a snake trying to swallow an iPhone. It also looks like an iPhone trying to use a fleshlight. Not sure which. You see what Apple wants for all of us?
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Author: Artemis Winterford
Crazy Robotic Talking Monkey
What in the seven levels of simian hell? This Big Gulp sized hit of nightmare juice is a Robotic Talking Monkey. It has basically become self-aware and is now fully insane. Don’t believe me? Check out the video below. I have no idea what the hell it’s even saying. I only know that I want to run away screaming. And I did. But I came back to the computer for you guys. It follows your movement, the eyes blink and move and you can make the monkey say or sing whoever you want apparently.
Just use your audio, computer, iPhone, iPod or whatever, for the audio input. The monkey has sensors that wake up and will follow your movements.
I think it’s time to shock the monkey. Hey hey…
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Awesome Cat Candle Holder
This Cat Candle Holder is both scary and amazingly awesome. He has his bat-cape whirled around him like he…just…don’t…give a flying monkey turd. He knows he’s badass, and now you know it. Whatcha gonna do about it? Well, I’mma put a candle in this thing and let him light up my room. That’s how I roll. Is it a bat or is it a cat? He has the body of a cat, but the attitude of a bat.
Probably plays with string for hours and then goes and hangs upside down for a nap, dropping his guano in his litterbox from the ceiling.
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Kill It With Fire – Mechanical Walking Skull
My nightmares now walk on little legs. Awesome. I guess I should be happy that it’s jaws aren’t biting as it skitters around looking for prey. This walking skull was created by Japanese sculptor Y Nakajima, who has proven that he is basically insane. Why you gonna release this thing into the world? Why are you even thinking about these things? You are making people cry. And by people, I mean me. You could have at least given it a funny little hat or something.
Keep going for the disturbing video.
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Taxidermy Mice and Bats Torture Chamber Display
Mice and bats are mortal enemies. Everyone knows this. Their crazy-ass feud is illustrated nicely in this Taxidermy Mice and Bats Torture Chamber Display. Check out that brown mouse, holding a bloody sword pointed at the white mouse who is trapped in a hanging cage! He’s all like, “You better talk and talk soon, cuz I came to eat cheese and kick ass. And I’m all outta cheese.”
Pretty crazy. When will this war end?
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