Mad libs? Why are they mad? Did the conservatives win something again? I kid. I kid. We don’t get political here. We just get kinda crazy. The kind of crazy where you wake up and find toilet paper all over the house and a chicken carcass all over the floor, then you notice a Cthulhu themed blow up doll on the chandelier. But enough about last night. Mad libs are awesome. I’m mad about ’em. Even crazy for ’em. You know what’s better than them angry libs? Undead Mad Libs! Boom. Undead makes everything better. Except for your skin. This set features 21 hilarious fill-in-the-blank stories about the paranormal. It has stories like “Confessions of a Vampire’s Girlfriend,” “How to Survive a Zombie Attack,” and more. Oh yeah. I am going to be filling in some blanks tonight baby! Where’s my pencil?
Author: Artemis Winterford
Maggot Baby Necklace
This Maggot Baby Necklace is a terrifying accessory. He just hangs there looking gross and even has like a stone third eye so it can hypnotize you with a disturbing lullaby, then crawl all over you leaving a slimy trail in its wake. I’ll take two. I wrote a poem about it.
Tag it, bag it,
Hurry up and snag it.
I just bought a maggot.
Better than Bob Saget.
Austin Powers wanna shag it.
Thank you. Thank you. My 3rd-grade education is really paying off.
Snail Shell With Molars
Holy molars! I just hope this Snail Shell With Molars leaves a toothpaste snail trail, otherwise, he’s gonna have some cavities. I name him CREST-Cargot! This dude is a little gummier than I expected. They look healthy though. Way to go SLUGger. The real question is when he leaves his shell, does he take his teeth or leave them? Snails… Nature’s slimy dentures.
Christmas Elf Love Makes Me Feel Weird
What do the elves get up to after a long day in Santa’s sweatshop? This. Whatever this is. This elf couple loves each other very very much, so based on what I was taught at a young age… They’re gonna do the Elf hokey Pokey and turn themselves around. Cause that’s what it’s all about. And I’m pretty sure it involves a pound of glittery lube and a vibrating candy cane. But that’s just a guess. Does this video of elf tenderness from Pusch Art make you feel weird too? No? Just me. K.
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It’s Official – Creepbay Has The Gothiest Stuff On The Net
Over the weekend Creepbay was featured on Metafilter, Boing Boing, Neatorama and other fine upstanding websites. We are finally getting the recognition we deserve. Boing Boing even said that we have “the gothiest stuff on the net”. High praise indeed. Regular readers already know that, but thanks for making it official.
It’s been a long hard road of curating creepy and cool stuff. To all of you new readers who are also aficionados of weird shizz, we have a whole lot more where that came from. Follow us on Facebook and Twitter. Check back every day for the greatest, the gothiest, the ghostiest, grittiest and grimiest that the net has to offer. Or something like that.
It’s going to be a wild ride.
*Roller coaster stops.*
*Looks at the skeleton next to me*
*Looks at the coaster full of skeletons behind me*
Just ask these fans.