This Cereal Monster Geeki Tiki Mug Set celebrates my favorite breakfast foods ever. Now you can get all tropical and drink from Boo-Berry, Count Chocola, and Franken-Berry. BooBerry is the best, I don’t care what anyone says. He’s the ghost with the most. The most sugar that is. Probably GMOs too. You know I’m filling these with cereal instead of drinks.
Author: Artemis Winterford
Regan MacNeil The Exorcist Necklace
Are you obsessed with the possessed? Then check out this Regan MacNeil The Exorcist Necklace. She’s just doing her thing, levitating and terrorizing priests and now she’s a cool piece of jewelry. People will be all like, “Uh… You have a possessed girl on your necklace.” And you’ll be all like, “No s**t Sherlock, what’s your next case?” Cuz you’re rude. Someone needs a Snickers.
Plague Doctor Statue – The Doctor Is In… Sane
Check out this cool Plague Doctor Statue. He’s all waving his lantern around like, “Anyone got the plague? Anyone need it? Plague doctor here. What are you plagued with?” Just a dude doing his job. He’s ready to lay the smack down with his staff if anyone gives him any lip too.
911 Caller Discovers Time Traveler
This is an alleged 911 call about a home invasion which takes a weird turn that involves a time traveler! The frightened woman thinks that someone has broken into her house. She heard glass break in her downstairs bathroom. Claiming to be in her locked bedroom upstairs, she decides to investigate the situation herself. Then she discovers that her husband has time traveled into her bathroom. Dude is younger now and bleeding from his ears. Probably because, in his timeline, he’s been married to her for a few years already and has had to listen to yammering all day and night.
Terrifying Masked Man Crochet Pattern
Do you like to crochet? Do you want to be terrified and terrify others? This Terrifying Masked Man Crochet Pattern is just f**ked up. Do you want to see this guy coming at you? I don’t. Keep this crocheted killer away from me. Seriously, f**k this guy! He’s so scary in this single image that he should immediately have his own horror trilogy.