This creepy Polaroid of a Clown and girl sold for on Ebay for $6.98. I assume he was holding her for ransom and sent this pic to her parents. Cause that’s what clowns do. They give you nightmares and clown phobias and generally just make the world a creepier place.
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Author: Artemis Winterford
Naked Mutant Carpooling Super-Model Horsey Ride Painting
Yeah. Horsey rides! This painting is of a family of mutants off to the grocery store since it’s been a long winter. Don’t believe me? Check out that rib cage. These are either mutants on the way to the store or super-models heading to their next gig. If you all puke forward, you’ll go much faster. Slip ‘n slides are fun.
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Weird Science: This Guy Wants To Become Someones Experiment!
Ebay seller *zack*adams wants to be your Guinea Pig. Just look at this guy. He’s begging to be put through the wringer. Look at him…shopping for linoleum? Or is that a fancy restroom?
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Run For The Border: Barfing Burrito
Check out this barfing burrito. This is pretty much how I feel everytime I leave Taco Bell. This little guy found himself to be so tasty that he made himself sick.
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Bowling With Jesus
Do you love Jesus? What about bowling? Well, if you love the J man enough to display some religious art in your home, and you love bowling, here is a piece that you will want to display. It’s full of cheap superhero toys and building blocks, with some bowling pins around the edge. It’s a real score at only $2,800.
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