Scary Floating Overly Obsessed Girlfriend

overly obsessed girlfriendThanks to Ebay seller leechill you can buy your very own (floating and old as hell) overly obsessed girlfriend. If you thought she was bad before, wait until you experience life with this one.
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Best Disguise Ever: Spoonface

spoon disguiseThis disguise made from spoons is genius. Disguise yourself as Spoony Luv, Arthur Spooner, Reese Witherspoon and other people with spoon in their name. You put this disguise on and you immediately become a superhero.
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That’ll Teach ‘Em: Wall Mounted Zombie Hand

zombie handI am so ready for the Zombie apocalypse. I have 20 pounds of beef jerky, a barrel full of bacon, an industrial sized pallet of cheetos and… What? Ammunition? Guns? I knew there was something I forgot. Oh well. You gotta have priorities and snacks are the first. Diabetes second.
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Hinges: The Psychotic Rat

Psychotic RatMore like unhinged. This literally slack-jawed and jacked up rat is crazy. As in psychotic. He’ll rip your face off man. He’s bloody. He’s violent. He’s…bloody violent!
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Haunted Kimono

haunted kimonoAccording to Ebay seller Maggieshouse, “Cherry….is the spirit that is very attached to this silk robe. The scent of Chantilly perfume is not only present on the robe, but you will get a whiff of it when she is in any room. She tends to roam the house. The sound of distant, soft crying. Not wailing…or sobbing….just the softest sad cry. She is also prone to bouts of disruptive behavior. She will knock over light items, ruffle the blinds and curtains, blow out candles, etc. Sometimes….she is just there…and you can sense her there.” Read more “Haunted Kimono”