I hope these Colorful Squid Earrings don’t squirm into your ears and shoot their ink into your brain. I hope they’re squishy and slimy though. Not that I’ll wear them. They don’t match my complexion. My complexion is a nice shade of acne. Just in case you were wondering. Nah. I’m just playing like I’m some young awkward nerd, but really I’m a handsome and debonaire man. Of course, that could be the squid ink on my brain if I did wear these. How would I remember? Squids are weird.
Author: Artemis Winterford
Scary Black Skeleton Plushies
You can hug ’em and you can squeeze ’em, but you just know these Black Skeleton Plushies are gonna kill ya in your sleep. Maybe even while you’re awake. These are basically teddy bear skeletons. Well, one is a teddy bear and the other is a bunny. They are going to look nice and terrifying in your home.
Devious and Devilish Gothic Troll Statues
These Devilish Gothic Troll Statues are a pair of mischievous motherf***ers. Are they trolls or gargoyles? I have no idea, but they look like they ate something that didn’t agree with them. Like they were talking politics with a pair of frogs, and ended with, “Do you frogs agree or disagree?” Frogs disagreed, so they ate ’em. That’s how troll-gargoyle dudes eat dinner.
Hong Kong Taxi Attacked By Ghost or Alien Energy Beam
Holy crap guys! It looks like no one is safe from ghosts or aliens. I’m not sure which is responsible for this incident, but check out the amazing video here. About 14 seconds into the video that taxi gets slammed with some kind of energy beam. Could be a really pissed off ghost, but I think it looks more like an energy weapon. I have no answers, but the truth is out there. All I know is, it looks like somebody really wanted to probe this taxi driver’s back seat real bad!
Ghost Children Pins Set
I don’t know much about ghost kids, but these Ghost Children Pins are scary as hell. No way I’m babysitting these kids. There’s not enough money in the world- $20 for 8 hours? Of course, I’ll look after your dead little angels. That’s a lot, right? I’m not good with money. I usually just hand it over and hope for the best. Anyway, these pins are two scary-ass ghost kids, one of which got all stabby on the other apparently. I am not responsible for that. Happened before my shift.
I just think they’re pretty and stuff.