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Bigfoot Candle: Let The Sasquatch Light Up The Room

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Bigfoot Candle: Let The Sasquatch Light Up The Room
The Bigfoot conspiracy is the biggest one of the 19th, 20th, and now 21st century and we don’t talk about it enough. Are sasquatches even real? Are the sightings all a bunch of hoaxes and misidentifications by overexcited conspiracy-theorists? Apparently, there are actual scientists actively researching this but it’s taken more than a century to tell us whether Bigfoot exists. But if you’ve seen one, you know.

Well, this Bigfoot candle should get the conversation rolling. It’s an 8.5” candle that your friends will love. It is hand sculpted and made using pure beeswax. This effectively means that it burns a couple of times longer than the paraffin wax candles you are used to. If you think Bigfoot exists and your friend don’t, wrap this majestic candle in a big beautiful box with lots of padding and watch their face melt (see what I did there) with rage when they open it. The rage turns into disappointment as they realize you could have bought them a nice watch or toy instead.

Beetlejuice Mug: Drink 3 Times To Summon Him

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Beetlejuice Mug: Drink 3 Times To Summon Him
If you think starting a day without coffee is scary, how about drinking your morning coffee from a Beetlejuice mug? To have Beetlejuice stare at you the whole time, steam puffing from the top of his head. If you have powered through the words to this point, you must have the stomach to face Beetlejuice first thing in the morning. You are a brave soul. Either way, this spooky mug may not necessarily make you sweaty with fear but it should make a Halloween party spookier. It is also a nice present to give your best friend who only watched the Tim Burton movie last week and can’t seem to shut up about it.

The ceramic mug holds 21 ounces of liquid. It can be safely washed in the dishwasher or used to microwave a cup of coffee. Or display it over your fireplace. No one will judge you.

Magnetic Mouse Earrings

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Magnetic Mouse Earrings
Can you imagine walking out on the street with a mouse stuck to your earlobes? What if you met someone else wearing these magnetic mouse earrings, what would your reaction be? Is that finding your mate? As far as I’m concerned, mice earrings are just good fashion sense. They turn heads.

Probably don’t wear them to work or to a formal event or people will think that you are only there to take the piss. They are perfect for a Halloween party or dress up night in a mental institution.

Antique Curved Mirror With Insect Frame

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Antique Curved Mirror With Insect Frame
This Antique Curved Mirror With Insect Frame hanging over your fireplace is a great addition to your sitting room area. It is also a conversation piece that will help spark more meaningful dialogues than having to listen to that excruciatingly dull weather story your boring uncle keeps yammering about. Now you can talk insects instead.

There are eight compartments around this repurposed mirror, each with a different insect to add to the intrigue. It feels as though the mirror has some really dark secrets to guard making your living room edgier, but in a good way. The mirror and each of the compartments are curved giving the mirror the fishbowl effect. The entire piece is 15 inches wide and each insect compartment measures 2.5 inches. If mirrors could talk this one would click and chirp.

Spiderweb Handmade Bag

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Spiderweb Handmade Bag
If you are into Gothic accessories or if your soul is dark enough to wear tattoo sleeves, you have to get yourself this Spiderweb handmade bag to match your gothi gothness. Who wants that pink, girlish bag? Not you. Take this handbag to work or to an event and complete your look. The bag has inside pockets, a red satin interior, and 4 layers of fabric. It also has two strong straps and a top zipper enclosure. It goes well with dark Halloween attire but you can break the rules here and go wild by wearing it with anything.