Category: Creep Wear

Chucky Necklace Relief Pendant

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Chucky Necklace Relief Pendant
Hey Chucky! How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I have no idea. Frankly I don’t give a chuck. Check out this Chucky Necklace Relief Pendant. What a relief! Heh! Seriously this thing is creeping me out. If you ladies wear this near your chest ain’t no man grabbing at your jublees! Chucky is on guard. Protecting your boobies with a knife! For the record, I wouldn’t do that. It’s just rude. I would have to be a real boob to try something like that.

Chucky looks so realistic he’s scaring me. Is that real hair? That’s real hair isn’t it? Damn Chucky, nice haircut my brother.

Hauntingly Hand Painted Cameo Necklace Brooches

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Hauntingly Hand Painted Cameo Necklace Brooches
These creepy and cool Cameo Necklace Brooches want to make a cameo appearance on your neck. Get it? Each one is beautifully hand painted by an artist that can stay inside the lines better than I can, in my superhero coloring books. NeverGrowUpTreasures has all kinds of designs available. Mermaids, Zombie Girls, Zombies, Frankenstein Monsters and more. Even a dead Elvis. These cameos make a great gift.

Thanks Nevergrowuptreasures. I ain’t never growin’ up. That’s why I park my big wheel in the garage and drive my scooter to work. I tried once and I just can’t adult. Not today, not ever.
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Dark Cheshire Cat Hoodie

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Dark Cheshire Cat Hoodie
This Dark Cheshire Cat Hoodie is for cattin’ around. Meow! I’mma wear it and create some Malice in Wonderland. I’ll be so proud that I’ll look like the cat that ate the canary. Until someone sees me cough up dark feathers, then they’ll know I ate a Raven. Don’t worry, after that last one I’m saying nevermore! They give me indigestion when I should be full of righteous indignation.

It’s got ribs, ears, eyes, a nose… You ARE the cat. Can I get a meow? I didn’t hear you! I said can I get a meow! Louder people! Laterz. Gotta go practice bathing myself with my tongue. I’mma be that cat for realz!

*Cough* Ack! Ack! *Spits* I taste terrible.

This Vampire Bat Ring Covers All Your Fingers

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This Vampire Bat Ring Covers All Your Fingers
This Vampire Bat Ring covers my need for brass knuckles and bat jewelry in one handy ring. Bat-Knuckles is really what we have here. Mug me? No way! *BAM* Bat to the face! Now what’s up? Come at me bro! It’s about to get all batty up in this bizzelfry! That’s what I’m talking about! Some bat self defense. Okay, so maybe this bat ring wasn’t made for that, but it’s a cool bonus. This ring will cover all your fingers like you are getting a hug from a bat wing.

Rib Cage With Heart Pendant Necklace Or Keychain

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Rib Cage With Heart Pendant Necklace Or Keychain
This Rib Cage With Heart Pendant Necklace Or Keychain nearly scared my heart out of my ribs! T’was love that put it back in. No, seriously, this is a cool piece of ribby hearty flair. Is that even anatomically accurate? I have no idea. Still, you wear this pendant (Or keychain) and you know exactly where your heart is at all times. Roughly. It’s behind your ribs. Kinda. This reminds me that my heart belongs to the McRib sandwich. But that’s beside the point.

Pretty cool. NOT gonna do a ribbed for your pleasure joke. Not even gonna do it. But it is. You know it and I know it. So feel the pleasure.