Check out this Gothic Bat Engagement Ring. “He asked me! He asked me!” It’s got a nice stone in the center and a bat to each side, each enfolded in their own wings. Do you want to marry me? Good. Now can I take this ring back? It’s pretty expensive. I can’t afford both you and the ring. Nah. It’s actually not that expensive. Just cool as hell.
Category: Creep Wear
Human Anatomy Apron Is Both Educational And Disgusting
Let me ex-spleen something to you. Teach your kids about the gross stuff that we are made up of with this Human Anatomy Apron. It takes guts to wear. For real. You have a lot of gall(bladder) wearing that. I for one, can’t even stomach it. Learn about and teach others about anatomy, by wearing your insides on the outside. Maybe take some of these organs off and throw them at slow learners. That’ll teach ’em.
The Doctor Is In – Plague Doctor Enamel Pin
I’m gonna wear this Plague Doctor Enamel Pin like a sheriff wears his badge. I’ll just show up in random villages asking if anyone has the plague. But sadly, most of those villages will have already been struck down by it. So I’ll just have to loot what I can and move on. That’s okay cuz I didn’t know how to Doctor anyway.
Cool Gothic Bat Enchantress Necklace
Damn. I’ve seen some Bat Enchantresses wearing some cool jewels, but never anything like this Gothic Bat Enchantress Necklace. If you are wearing this, you’ve upped your bat game sister! Your bat game is on point. On Fleek. On Ekkk in this case. Or maybe on squeak. Get it? That was a bad bat joke. I should be locked up in guano-tanomo bay for that one.
Alien Sleep Mask Is A No Sleep Mask For Your Partner
I can see two scenarios happening when you wear this Alien Sleep Mask. One- You wake up screaming thinking that you are being abducted, then get up and look in the mirror after pulling this mask up above your eyes, only to realize that YOU were the alien all along. That’s an M. Night Shamalamadingdong twist right there. Or two – Your wife wakes up next you, looks over at you and starts screaming. Meanwhile, the real aliens run out of the room like WTF.