This is a real leg slapper. Maybe even a knee slapper. Cuz if I see you wearing these Spiders Pantyhose, I’m gonna slap your knee and try to kill those spiders. But the first thing I’m gonna ask is, are those new pantyhose or have they just been laying around for a while in an abandoned house? Then decide from there how to proceed. Pretty sexy though, I have to admit. And I ain’t afraid to say that that’s a nice pair of legs. Looking smooth girl.
Category: Creep Wear
Gloves With Built-In Claws
Get away. I’ll cut ya man. Scratch ya real good. These Gloves With Built-In Claws are awesome cuz it means that every time it is cold enough to need gloves, your claws come out. And no I’m not scratching your back. These are just so I can hiss and scratch at the air, maybe dig in the dirt a little before I lift my leg. That’s just how I roll. Cuz I’m a werewolf. A Teenage Werewolf cuz I got more acne than hair.
Pinhead Hellraiser Necklace
Check out this Pinhead Hellraiser Necklace. I wish I was a Hellraiser. More of a smellraiser cuz I haven’t showered yet. But when I do I’m gonna shave and use my gelrazor. Then get dressed and put on my hellblazer. It’s a blazer with fire designs, don’t hate. Anyway, this necklace is pretty cool. It’s a Pinhead heart. Maybe Pinhead’s actual heart. Does it catch your Pinterest? See what I did there? Anyway, I gotta go so let’s stick a pin in this and catch up later.
Friday The 13th Socks – Ch Ch Ch Ah Ah Ah
Sadly these Friday The 13th Socks don’t actually make a sound, but once someone reads the bottom, they know what it means. Huh? It’s the sound that Jason Voorhees makes ya dork. Fun fact: It’s also the sound that I make during sexy time. Which is why my lovers have to wear headphones. Now why they also need a blindfold I have no idea.
My God It’s Full Of Skulls – Gothic Skull Dress
This Gothic Skull Dress is filled with skulls. And roses. Take it from me, I think you’ll look cute in it. Not that I’ve been watching you or anything. After all of these years, I just know what you like my dear. No need to thank me. Happy anniversary my love.
See, that could be you giving your girl this sweet dress. Someone is getting lucky tonight. Is it me? Am I winning the lottery. Shut up brain, I’m trying to blog here. I think this is called a skater dress cuz if you buy this for her, you are skating right into her heart.