Kill It With Fire – Baby Vampire Demon Doll

Kill It With Fire - Baby Vampire Demon Doll
Anddddd that’s enough internet for today. This nightmare inducing Baby Vampire Demon Doll video has everyone freaking out, jumping out of tall buildings, screaming and clutching their hair, and setting their laptops and smartphones on fire in the hopes that it will kill this monstrosity. I torched my laptop too. That’s why I have to share this from a public computer in the library. Since I’ve been here, I already saw one neck-beard crying and rocking back and forth when he pulled this gem up.

This nightmarish toy sits propped atop a grave with a baby bottle filled with red blood, sitting next to it. Also, the eyes follow the camera everywhere as a terrifying soundtrack plays. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go steal neckbeard’s wallet while he’s stunned.
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Fun Mezco Toyz Flatzos Horror Plush Toys

Mezco Toyz Flatzos Horror Plush Toys
Who doesn’t love plush toys? You can hug ’em, snuggle ’em and love ’em. Even when they depict terrifying horror characters. These Mezco Toyz Flatzos Horror Plush Toys are plush toys that are more flattened than usual, but still adorable. The first three toys in the series are Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees and Chucky. They may be flat, but they have a ton of personality.

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Horrible Handsy the Hobo Spider – Tramp Tarantula

Handsy the Hobo Spider
Handsy the Hobo Spider freaks me out. Probably cuz it combines my two greatest fears, hobos and spiders. He’s got a cool little top hat and a nice set of teeth, a cigar. Keep your hands to yourself handsy. No, I can’t spare some change. You’re a spider, go eat something for free.

BooBuddy Ghost Hunter Interactive Bear

BooBuddy Ghost Hunter Interactive Bear
Just in case you wanted a ghost hunting teddy bear, here ya go. The BooBuddy Ghost Hunter Interactive Bear is the ghost hunting buddy you have been waiting for. It asks EVP questions, detects changes in EMF, movement, temperature and vibration. It responds to these changes in a cute, friendly voice. Or creepy voice, depending on your point of view. Ghosts can’t resist it. And he can’t resist ghosts!

Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees with Sound 15-Inch Doll

Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees with Sound 15-Inch Doll
Look out for this minislasher. The Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees with Sound 15-Inch Doll is the terror of mini Camp Crystal Lake. Jason comes dressed in real cloth clothing and has 9 points of articulation. Also an appropriately sized machete. He’s a psycho of small stature. It plays his iconic signature sound effect so at least you’ll know when he’s coming for you.